Semi-professional Wiseass

Writer who has Opinions™️| 💜 Dogs | GenX with a young heart

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

[lesbi-nyan]

sorry i cant leave this in the tags

FUCKING! REAL!!! say it louder fur the people in the back! ~nya

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[porterdavis]

$55 in 1975 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $342.60 today

[validblogname]

you just can't make this shit up

[neurotypicalite]

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

[neurotypicalite]

call that a transplant

[endlace]

shrimp colors this shrimp colors that, nobody ever appreciates BIRD colors

[endlace]

birds have one more cone than us that is UV sensitive, and drab or monocolor birds have hidden colors and patterns we can't see

[endlace]

lots of birds straight up glow under UV

[square-r00t]

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[the-quasar-hero]

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[girlballs-archive]

emits a single pathetic weh that echoes into the void

[porterdavis]

I assume this is real

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

wow you really can do anything with a forklift certification

[porterdavis]

[homunculus-argument]

Does anyone else sometimes have this extremely faint and vague feeling of worry and doubt, that what if everything I was taught at school and see online is a lie, propaganda, nonsense and fabrication, something that's been made up to conceal the fact that your whole home country/region is kept in an isolation bubble where you only think that you are free, and know real things about the real rest of the world. And then every time you see something in real life that works with the exact same logic or mechanics as you were taught at school and you're like oh woah. That is real.

Like sitting in a train and hearing someone speak a language you studied a little at school, and you find yourself recognising words here and there, the grammar is the way you were taught and you're like woah, that actually is a real language that people speak in real life. I wasn't taught to memorise some nonsensical word puzzle mechanic just to earn a grade, that's a real language that I could learn to speak with real people.

The rest of the world outside of my personal physical range of observation is really real. There's an above zero possibility that Spain exists.

[electrifiedmaelstrompower]

yes Latinos and the Spanish language are real. we are real and on Tumblr, and Spain isn’t the only country that we Hispanics exist in, in fact i live in the United States, the US of A, and I speak Spanish

[homunculus-argument]

I live in Europe and the closest Spanish-speaking country to my location is Spain. Thank you for clarifying that you are american.

[porterdavis]