Semi-professional Wiseass

Writer who has Opinions™️| 💜 Dogs | GenX with a young heart

[pending-trans-action-2]

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

[virtualgirladvance]

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

[auternadelaide-deactivated20240]

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

[theabigailthorn]

hey so I keep thinking about your biceps

y a y

[theconcealedweapon]

Last time I checked, the entire country is not your own personal property.

[shiftythrifting]

Best I can do quickly and off angle, but here they are in a bit more glory.

I think I was so focused on the wretched beast the first time that I didn't even notice she's about to be crucified.

[bitchfitch]

I just took Jabalí to the vet (routine shots, diagnosed as an angel baby) and I went and got her a pup cup afterwards and the people at the coffee shop loved her so much they gave her a second pup cup. (because the other barista wanted to give her one too.)

[bitchfitch]

beast that is beloved by everyone

[argella1300]

@bitchfitch if it’s not too much trouble, may we please see some more recent pics of the sweet angel baby?

[bitchfitch]

plus her on her 6month birthday:

she's 60lbs now and refuses to stop growing up no matter how many times I ask 😔

[hollisbrownthornton]

VHS — permanent marker on paper, 23 × 30 inches, 2010

Website — Instagram

[muttsandmustelidae]

wth i didn’t know there were wire haired stumpy tail cattle dogs out there

[muttsandmustelidae]

I’ll take 5

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[cute-animals-only]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[krasnoarmeyets]

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

[correctopinionhaver]

[thevisualvamp]

Meow

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

[misfitwashere]

Here be dragons

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[porterdavis]

[boyonocerus]

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[valtsv]

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

[trufflesmushroom]