Han Yolo

Flyin' Solo

[midichlorienne]

May the 4th be with you.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Shit must be wild.

[mercilessmime]

Your village has a statue of Link that’s built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offerings and thanks.

One day some fucking kid shows up, breaks all your worship pots, and runs off without anything more than a “YAAAH!” as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You’re confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god.

[silver-tongues-blog]

its like if you met jesus and he was a gremlin

[atombombbaby]

[servinggrapes-deactivated202303]

Rocket: Do you want to talk about your feelings?

Thor: no

Peter Q: I do!

Rocket: We know, Peter

Peter: I’m sad

Rocket: We know, Peter

[ankha85]

[mendelpalace]

“In space, nobody can hear you in space.”

[billcm]

A       L       A       N

[spookyfroot]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[kingslayered]

[hufflepuff-and-stuff]

one of my favorite jokes of all time

[frodo-sam]

[sibbun]

List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

[susiethemoderator]

This is Jeff Goldum erasure

[creepsandcrawlers]

Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old

Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old

Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity

[ellenandportiatruelove]

The battle of the gays 😂😂

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

Dragging each other in good fun is gay culture.

[bealilyperry]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[thestoicgod]

[itsperegrine]

It is 8:24 AM and I’m cry

[yassss-black-diaspora]

I love him 😍

[astrollusion-deactivated2018100]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[laclefdescoeurs]

The most disturbing image of the Christ Child that I’ve ever come across:

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

I feel like he’s going to try and sell me a used car.

[literal-ghost]

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling