I Am Aware, Yes

No further questions

[sailor-rinn]

[celnpudding]

forg

[cannibalchicken]

[evengirlierballs]

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

[cipher-wise]

[byjove]

CREATURE????

[byjove]

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

[byjove]

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

[ninjaduckpirategoose]

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

[byjove]

hero’s journey

[byjove]

and this man? Odysseus

[trzpiotka]

he also ate some kind of stick

[szyszkasosnowa]

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t tg at at a tg t t , ca t t t t c ca & cct t. T t t t t t “a tat aga, ’ t ” & t ag a t t tt . c t t’ tat tat t a t aga tg. acta ct t t t. tg . A ’ t t ct at att t a t t

Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

[wizardarchetypes]

NO WAY

[bogleech]

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

[randomitemdrop]

Item: did you know that if you leave beef broth in a bottle long enough you can grow Beef Crystals

[detectivehole]

kinda obsessed with these, clearly beginner, rings on Etsy being marketed as garnet when i'd bet money that they are glass

the metal work is. certainly better than what i've ever made, so i don't want to speak to harshly. but uh. um.

[detectivehole]

[frankiecorleone]

They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it

[gunsandfireandshit]

I dunno, what about a button that just returns a snarky message to the effect of "uh oh! the website did a whoopsie!"

[catbun]

what

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[bigwizardhat]

her swift maneuver, for context

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

Still can't believe he weighed in on thot daughter versus gay son

[en-theos]

anyone care to explain why my local supermarket has self checkout in latin

[will-ruadh]

[striders]

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

[brucebocchi]

the unfunniest people on earth ran out of this bus and beat me with hammers

[brandon-the-terrible]

[necromosss]

Sometimes he wondered..

Original

[the-jade-palace]

My son Gimble that I am ambivalent towards

[dirtylittlemammals]

And i just ate hime with marinara sauce

#raviolialive

[tamamita]

die french

[tamamita]

die english

[lizardsister]

the hundred years war