Bonjour friends

she/her

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[pansyfemme]

if i had to be dumped by any type of guy it would be an ‘ENDING EXPLAINED’ type youtuber. the closure would be insane

[pansyfemme]

im sobbing in a chair while he explains the top ten most fucked up easter eggs from our relationship you might have missed

[sharedsmoke]

RHEA SEEHORN 

as Erin Edwin in Linoleum (2022)

[randyite]

[glittervajayjayy]

[beloved-circuitry]

Tag yourself

[lovecatsys]

@nitronine

[jesse-pinko]

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

[emil]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[animentality]

Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.

On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.

Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.

[gayweedanimal]

Elon Musk posting jackbox safety quips on twitter and crying

[canadiananimatorguy]

[scootsenshi]

This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse

[kaviiinsky]

[czl]

they shoiuld make old posts get yellow like paper

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]