Mav, this is a taxiway

We stan icemav and hangster here yall

[enthyrea]

icemav doodles and dumb memes

[hang-a-roo]

Topgun 3? Yall know what that means..

[hang-a-roo]

Phoenix: Look I get it, most your guys’ fathers are gone or they suck-

- everyone offended -

Rooster: Not mine. I fucking love my dads.

- Mav and Ice doing cute husband things and Ice having Icepops sense -

Ice: ….I think baby goose called us his dads to the squad again.

Maverick tearing up: that’s my boy

[hang-a-roo]

Warlock: Maverick. Ice called Cyclone and threatened him.

Mav: Oh! He probably didn’t mean it!

- flashback to the threat -

Ice: -and I will personally throw you overboard and let you drown if you even-

- present -

Warlock: ..

Mav: ..

Warlock: ..probably?? PROBABLY?!

[hang-a-roo]

All the married flyboys probably picked Mav up by his armpits to show their wives the " stray kitten Viper let them keep".

Merlin, holding Mav: Look honey! This is the stray kitten!:D

Merlins wife: …Dear, that’s an adult man.

Mav: PUT ME DOWN-!

[hang-a-roo]

- Bradley ranting about Iceman on base -

Hangman: shhhh! What if someone hears you??

Rooster: If they heard me, they’d tell him. Then he shrugs and responds with, " what can I say? He has daddy issues.”

Hangman: ..how do you know?

Rooster: Because Maverick told him to say that.

[hang-a-roo]

- Volleyball scene in ‘86 -

- Ice, currently staring at Maverick -

Slider hits Ice on the back of the head: Pay attention, lovebird. We got a game to win.

Ice:

Ice: C H O M P

Ice: …

Mav: …

Goose: …

Slider: …

Slider: DID YOU JUST BITE ME, KAZANSKY?!

Mav and Goose, looking between themselves and the two: w t f

[hang-a-roo]

I love the fact that Maverick wears a watch, but we all know this gremlin is late all the time.

He probably forgets he owns a watch and takes a shower with it on.

Ice probably gave up 15 years ago with reminding him to take it off.

[hang-a-roo]

The ‘86 crew at the Hard Deck watching their 14 aviators do what they do:

- Hangman and Rooster flirting obliviously -

Maverick: God, Ice, tell me we weren’t this bad.

Ice: We weren’t-

Slider, Wolf, ‘Wood, Chipper, Sundown, and Merlin: You were.

[hang-a-roo]

- Top gun, 1986, right after Iceman did his chomp thing at Maverick -

Goose: Mav. Why did you lock Ice in the bathroom stall?

Maverick: Because he growled at me.

Iceman: Open the fucking door, Mitchell!

[hang-a-roo]

Phoenix: Rooster. Ass, tits, or thighs?

Rooster nonchalantly staring at Hangman: ..y e s.

Phoenix: What the fu-

Iceman and Mav in the background being proud parents: We raised him well

[roo-mantic]

Hangman: Bradshaw. As I live and breathe.

Rooster: Hangman. You look... Good.

Coyote: Really guys, those are your vows?

Phoenix: I think it's cute.

Maverick: By the power vested in me by the state of California and the internet, I now pronounce you husbands. You may now kiss the groom.

Hangman pulls Rooster into a long (but respectable) kiss: Mr. Bradshaw. As I live and breathe.

Rooster: Mr. Bradshaw. You look good.

[hang-a-roo]

Hangman, trying to sleep: Why are you poking the bed with a stick..?

Coyote: To determine whether or not Rooster is under the covers with you, Jake.

Rooster, poking his head out from a under the blankets: I am!

[hang-a-roo]

- the daggers just hanging out -

Rooster, picking up his phone: Hey uncle ice!

Phoenix: Ice..?

Hangman: Ice.. Iceman?

Hangman: Iceman.

Hangman: ICEMAN?? ADMIRAL KAZANSKY?!

The rest of the squad: ADMIRAL KAZANSKY??

[hang-a-roo]

Hangman, fully dressed in his khakis and his hair perfectly combed through: Bradshaw, as I live and breathe.

Rooster, running off of 15 cups of coffee, 2 minutes of sleep and rightfully looks terrible: Seresin. As I choke and die.

-The entire squad was stunned, even Bagman-

[hang-a-roo]

Hangster and possible story idea??

One hc that I constantly think about is Rooster and his incredible anger issues. You cannot tell me that his rage is gone because I feel like it’s always under the surface, 24/7. He could go from 0 to 100 in a fraction of a second. He probably makes unhinged threats too.

Imagine this:

The squad is out flying with some kids(seriously Trace, they’re only 10 years younger) at Top Gun because, obviously, the best of the best to teach the next best of the best. Phoenix, Bob, and Coyote are up in the sky with two students.

They land, then its Rooster and Hangman’s turn with two other students. They go up, they fool around, crack jokes, poke at the kids and target locks both of them. Then the kids squabble while Bradley and Jake attempt to not laugh. Anyway, they kids start getting rough in the air. Hangman tried to intercept it, but got caught in their jetwash.

Next thing Rooster knows, Jake’s plane starts spiralling for a few seconds too long before pulling up. Cue Bradley about to be these kids worst nightmare.

They land and first thing Roo does is go straight towards the pilots with a look that could kill. Everyone tried to get him to stop and take a breather. That didn’t work.

But guess who stepped in? Yep. Jake-fucking-Hangman-Seresin.

Bradley was easily talked down by Jake(a blessing, really).

So yeah.