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australiansanta

uhhhhh there’s worms under you right now eatin stuff

radical-flaar-queen-deactivated

what they eatin

australiansanta

stuff?? none of ur business??

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

sideraclara

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

sthollis-deactivated20180216

brittany-murphy

subtubitles

if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I'm writing about "Solaris" and using Jacques Rancière's theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that "Solaris" gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you've been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you're going to basically apply Rancière's theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i'm speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I've got to start from scratch. Now i'm STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

thyrell

when you see a wolf and also you’re an early human in the paleolithic era

murphels

things that house buying/renovation shows made me realize about the world:

- everyone hates carpets. no one wants their feet to be comfortable. no one wants them to be warm. no one wants to be able to lounge on the floor. they all want to throw their back out on hardwood. - everyone hates walls. i thought that houses having walls was normal, but everyone wants the only walls to be around the bathrooms and the bed rooms. children cannot leave your sight or they will be sucked into oblivion. you need to be able to see through the entire house and into hell. - people demand double vanities. when you’re a couple, apparently you have to use the bathroom in tandem. you get shackled together and you’re brushing your teeth at the same time, there are no other options available so you NEED two sinks. - showers must be separate from the tub. not counting people with disabilities and the elderly, i don’t understand why people can’t stand in a tub and take a shower. my whole life i thought tub showers were normal but apparently they are for peasants who don’t deserve to do cartwheels in their 10 by 10 shower stall. - people don’t have kitchen tables, they have islands. they need them for cooking prep, which is impossible to do at a table. they also need them to eat at in absurdly tall stools, despite the fact that the breakfast nook is 10 feet away and the dining room table is 15 feet away through their open floor plan. - stainless steel appliances are the powerhouse of the home.

bearlyholdingittogether

i feel personally attacked by this

hyrude

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

haremshame-deactivated20180913

@stellarsybil and I every day of our lives

djl4117

This is fucking hilarious

stranger-dustin

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)