incorrect kpop quotes

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[hangzooo]

Changkyun: Did you have dinner?

Kihyun: I had a salad.

Kihyun: It was actually a fruit salad.

Kihyun: Well, it’s mostly grapes.

Kihyun: Okay, it’s all grapes.

Kihyun: Fermented grapes.

Kihyun:

Kihyun: It’s wine.

Kihyun: I had wine for dinner.

[hangzooo]

Baekhyun: Why is Junmyeon always putting the dishes away so loudly?

Sehun: To let everyone know that no one helps around the house.

Junmyeon: [Literally throwing plates into cabinets]

[hangzooo]

Cop: Your car smells like weed

Johnny: Whoever smelt it, dealt it

Cop: Oh shit

Johnny: You’re under arrest

[hangzooo]

taehyung: do i look good?

jungkook: you always look good, no homo tho

jungkook: SIKE [slaps taehyung's ass]

[hangzooo]

Dowoon: Is that a hickey?

Brian: No, it’s just a mosquito bite

Jae: [walking in] Hey guys

Dowoon: Hi mosquito

[hangzooo]

Jackson: What does a male have that a female doesn’t?

Bambam: A beard

Jackson: Lower

Bambam: [with a deeper voice] A beard

[hangzooo]

Dude: *steps inside sm* Hey I’m here to deliver pizza-

SM: CONGRATS, YOU ARE NOW DEBUTING UNDER NCT! WELCOME!

[hangzooo]

Jungkook: I never know what to say to people at funerals...

Namjoon: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss,” then move on.

[later at a funeral]

Jungkook: Sorry for your loss. Move on.

[got7-incorrect]

jaebum: it’s not gay if i want to date youngjae but as bros, right?

mark: i’m not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

jackson, eating chips: i’m an expert. that’s gay.

[hangzooo]

Jackson: Can I get a milkshake with two straws?

Mark: Aw that’s so romantic

*Jackson chugging the milkshake with makeshift straw tusks*: Were you thaying thomething?

[hangzooo]

Baekhyun: I heard you like bad boys.

Chanyeol: Yeah.

Baekhyun: Well I’m bad at everything.

Baekhyun: *proceeds to fall down the stairs*

[hangzooo]

Kibum: Jinki, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Minho on the bottom bunk: I hate you.

[hangzooo]

Mark: Where are you going?

Jinyoung: Depends.

Jinyoung: Like when I die, probably to hell.

Jinyoung: But for now I’m going to the bathroom.

[hangzooo]

Jungkook: Yoongi gave me a get better card.

Taehyung: Aw that’s sweet

Jungkook: I wasn’t sick, he just thought I could do better.

[hangzooo]

Junmyeon: If you had a shot for everytime you made a bad decision would you still be sober?

Minseok: Yes.

Jongdae: Maybe a bit tipsy.

Chanyeol: Wasted.

Kyungsoo: Dead.

[hangzooo]

Kibum: So wait, when pies are involved, you can suddenly do math in your head?

Minho: Hold on. Taemin, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?

Taemin: 314 pies

Kibum: What if they were salads?

Taemin: Carry the four and —

Taemin: It doesn’t work.

[hangzooo]

Taehyung: I’m the kind of guy who likes to think things through.

Namjoon: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire.