Hannah

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[albinwonderland]

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

Um wat

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

[moneyltd]

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

[woodelf68]

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

[thenightling]

…. 

*Stares*

…Why?

[imagine-sebstan]

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

[rubysapphrald]

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

[striffyisme]

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

[lordofallhumans2904-deactivated]

TINKY WANKY OMFG IM DE AD

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[myshipssank]

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

[foxafterhours]

[foxafterhours]

he evolved

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[unclebeanbag]

Plomp

[opossumsantics]

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

[defilerwyrm]

she is BETRAYED

[detectivegamer]

@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pleatedjeans]

[itscolossal]

Human Limbs Mysteriously Emerge from Marble Slabs in Milena Naef’s Performative Sculptures

[quichehound]

[fuckyeahyonicsymbols]

I can’t make this any better than it already is.

[latenights]

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

[crystal-moonstone]

[halfcafsociopath]

I think this one is my favorite so far

[frankoceanfanclub]

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

[azzpuzzy]

[thebootydiaries]

which lana del rey song is this

[02libra-deactivated20181026]

some highlights of heterosexual pride day 2017

[cyclipse95]

I wanted to make a joke about Shrek weddings being a thing to be proud of but looked at the fourth Shrek wedding pic and just couldn’t do it

[smogft]

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

[smogft]

his day now

[weloveshortvideos]

[sourisms]

adorable

[amoying]

This such pure ™ content