Je m’en fous.

use the truth as a weapon (to destroy the patriarchy)

[heavnlylust-deactivated20230403]

“And in the middle of my chaos, there was you.”

Source: Unknown

[perfectfeelings]

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[lesbiandeweyfinn-deactivated201]

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

[trekkiepirate]

The version I learned was ‘Ah Yes’ in which someone gives you a work of art or famous landmark and you go “Ah Yes, the ____” in a posh accent while making up the most wildly inaccurate history of the topic. Bonus points for how hard everyone laughs.

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[waxminutes]

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

[catburger4]

mannys rules @/6sleet on ig

[sixpenceee]

Beautiful | source

[daybreak86]

A GENTLEMAN'S OPINION 🙏😌

[achairwithapandaonit]

Au where shinichi just isn’t having a great time with the media. At first it was fun and he liked it but then he was like /: yo actually this kinda sucks, and he sort of gets burnout from so much interacting with people.

So when he becomes conan he’s like fuck yeah! A break! Haibara turns up and he’s like hey now fuck you I’m committed to being a kid, this is the best holiday I’ve ever had

[achairwithapandaonit]

Imagine this: you’re hakuba saguru. You’re walking out of school with kuroba, who you know for sure is KID, and aoko. Suddenly out of nowhere a soccerball almost decapitates kuroba and lodges itself in the wall behind you. Kuroba turns, terrified, and right there across the road is edogawa conan. “You will never be safe,” he promises. “Fix. It.”

He never says what needs to be fixed. Later that night kaitou KID turns up at your house with a case of yeah I’m definitely not kuroba kaito but edogawa conan is fucked up right what did he mean by that please help me I’m begging you

[achairwithapandaonit]

It’s important to know that I am now very dedicated to the idea of writing this and that shinichi straight up just tells ran the moment that agasa-hakase pushes him at her and that no one thinks to tell kogoro?? That? Conan is shinichi? Or why they now have a random kid?? Sonoko gets informed immediately, but everyone forgets to tell kogoro and no one’s putting up a front around him

[achairwithapandaonit]

Yukiko and yusaku try to pull the same kidnapping bullshit as in canon but agasa-hakase Did Not Know that shinichi had decided to ignore his advice of taking everything more seriously and not telling ran so the moment yukiko turns up and is like yeah I’m conan’s mum ran almost beats her up

[achairwithapandaonit]

Hattori: bring out kudou!

Everyone: *points to conan*

Hattori: …

Conan, raising eyebrow: yeah? You got something to say?

They let hattori in on the secret immediately but he thinks they’re kidding and tries to prove them wrong repeatedly before realising wait a minute…this really is kudou

[achairwithapandaonit]

the ekoda gang half-heartedly attempts to get conan grounded (as in aoko and akako are just there to make fun of kaito, kaito wants him to be in so much fucking trouble for his repeated attacks on his person, and hakuba wants to tell his guardian HEY this kid agrees that kuroba is KID but he isn’t helping me put him in jail) and ran’s like uhh well sure if he’s being an ass i can put his detective novels on the top shelf. and then aoko’s immediately like no please *wheeze* please let him continue

[corpsentry]

what we lost that day

[ferdbird]

three thousand lanterns from qiandeng temple

[pensandpencil]

I got bored so i made the gaang in picrew:D

the original maker of this picrew is @ makowwka on twitter

(This is just based on how i think they'd look in a modern au)

I really like how they turned out ☺️

[nocek]

Second part to previous surprisingly popular (thank you so muuuuuuch!) comic. Sorry it took so long >.<

so a bunch of headcanons because drawing this I had wayy too much time to come up with them ;P

Sokka is the only non bender to ever win a (team) bending championship. As a true older brother he had to rub it in Katara’s face. Just so she knows who is the true certified bending champion in this family ;P

He coincidentally also rubbed it in not-very-precise-at-creating-rules championship organizers faces so for next year tournament they coincidentally made more precise rules. Which pissed Katara off enough so that she postponed her responsibilities and took Sokka’s place (because he may be an idiot older brother but he is HER idiot older brother). Championship organizers quickly learned their lesson, changed back the rules and very nicely asked if maybe the funny-bucket-guy can come back next year.

Because balance is important in sports funtimes also. You can’t have 2 overpowered forces of nature in one team. Especially if one of them is there out of spite. But one (1) compact force of nature + one (1) funny bucket guy + one (1)  serious theater nerd  make a perfect and very entertaining team. Especially with their superior coordination in costume department.

Speaking of Zuko. He totally came up with some cool af but also nerdy name that clearly suggests who is behind the mask (which he doesn’t take off). Just to have the endless supply of entertainment at the expense of nobles trying to find polite way to ask if maybe The Fire Lord decided to take weekend off and indulge in some “lowly commoner unelegantly brutal excuse for entertainment”.

[nocek]

hello again, it seems I’m not done with those two yet :D (actually I kinda- sorta..have next part planned  already ;) 

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[tadpole-art]

Drew Toph with a ponytail :3

[ariespsyche]

all of my genshin paintings in one post! because why not! 

[arsquare]

you ever see a photoset of some cats and think “wow that’s my ot3 right there”? no? let me help

Photos from this post!

[writing-prompt-s]

As a member of an archeological team, your area of expertise isn’t in language, architecture, or anything like that. It’s in convincing the various guardian spirits and protector deities your team awakens not to unleash their wrath in the name of people who have been dead for thousands of years.