"Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn BATMAN" -Batman

[earthtodes]

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[hannibal-fans-4ever]

Is it just me or Damiano David looks exactly like how I imagine young Emmrich would look like. 😪

[dark-astrology-deactivated20180]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

[rhaenyratheecruel]

I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name

[valtsv]

[doom-tech]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[champagnemanagement]

[zhinico]

the future is now

[processintegrated]

[catchymemes]

[dailytwitterposts]

[internet]

[depsidase]