one eyed bitch

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[opencommunion]

find a protest near you

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Eat a human being...oh wait, wrong Hannibal.

are you sure

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Daddy

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happy fathers day

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die but then get better

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fuck

[hannibalchausuggestion]

being evil is fun until you and all your henchmen have to pile into the same car like a bunch of circus clowns

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just be cool about it when your henchmen accidentally call you dad

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sending my EVIL HENCHMEN to take my VILLAINS COSTUME to the EVIL DRY CLEANERS

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being a villain is about taking your henchmen shopping so you can have an evil montage where you try on evil outfits while they shake their heads a lot

[hannibalchausuggestion]

sometimes you have to log off and appreciate the little things in life like laying low while youre outrunning the fuzz

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send out greeting cards with a picture of you and your henchmen

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get a sidejob working as a mall santa

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unpopular opinion but fuck domes

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start every sentence with "unpopular opinion but"

[liwenshaosuggestion]

take a refreshing swim in a big pile of money

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become a criminal and rename yourself after the last restaurant you visited on your food network show

[neonprotagonist]

hannibal chau but he’s played by guy fieri