macklin celebrini has autism
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
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Three Goblin Art
DEAR READER
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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
noise dept.
@theartofmadeline
izzy's playlists!
shark vs the universe
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@hanthenah
Apparently, the feminine beauty of the late 17th century (AKA short in height, plump and voluptuous, soft and round face, thick hair, large eyes, pleasing and intelligent conversation, humour etc.) was called “Beauté tyrannique” because it was all-consuming, it took hold of all the senses, particularly touch and sight.
when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy
When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
Annabeth: how are you so calm?
Percy: I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain
you deserve someone who sees the light fall on your cheeks and notices the way your eyelashes break it up into little shadows; you deserve someone who wants nothing more than to take photos of your eyes when there’s a sunset behind them; you deserve someone who will spend hours with you and still wants to be with you longer
you deserve someone whose love is as beautiful as your soul
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
I really truly feel god in this fucking chilis tonight
Team “was I actually a talented kid or were public-school standards just very low”
“College for Percy Jackson will be the moment he realizes that he can actually dye his hair blue and no one will give a fuck and when that day comes it’ll be great”
@ididntwanttobeahalfblood
this is my lazytown oc, Sportagun. he’s sportacus’s brother but he has a gun
YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.
please read this whole thing.
i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might
Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on
Just the Rock blessing your feed
Thanks, Mr. The Rock.
When the apocalypse comes you bet your ass I’m hightailing it to the smithsonian to defend the museums with my life, forming a caravan of like minded individuals on the way to become a chivalric biker gang dedicated to restoring civilization with the knowledge we keep through the museums.
i’m joining you, let’s form a cool squad of fighting historians known as the guardians of a lost time or something badass like that we protect knowledge but also make sure it can always get to The People
The Order of Alexandria, Guardians of Knowledge and Reclaimers of the Lost Age
When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.
NEW IDIOM: ROME WASNT BURNT IN A DAY MEANING: ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO DESTROY THIS THING
it can mean anything from “i’m not giving up on you” to “i’m not giving up on commuting cracker barrel arson”
get to know me : favourite female characters [1/5] Cath Avery
//To really be a nerd, she’d decided, you had to prefer fictional worlds to the realone.// - Fangirl, Rainbow Rowell
