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people who complain about dinosaursĀ ānot being scary anymoreā because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like
its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol
can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit
peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. theyāre like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs.Ā
a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you
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have you ever met a swan
if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are
Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST
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Overheard in the student lounge:
āOh man, I canāt deal with birdsĀ ācause theyāre dinosaurs and sometimes itās like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.ā
āHave you ever interacted with a goose?Ā āCause those things are dicks.ā
If chickens were still the size of a T-Rex weād all be dead. No question.
Feathered creatures that give some serious lie to the idea that feathered dinosaurs aināt scary:
This is a bearded vulture, or lammergeier. Itās four feet long and has a nine foot wingspan and it eats bones.
This is a shoebill stork. It dropped the duck without biting down shortly after the picture was taken, but if it had decided not to-
⦠it could have been the end of the road for that duck.
This is the last thing a fish sees before a macaroni penguin eats it.
This is a secretary bird in the act of demonstrating to Lord Voldemort that he came to the wrong neighborhood, ese.
This is a goose.
This is a vulture.
This is a cassowary on the attack.Ā
Be glad I couldnāt find the actual gif of a pelican swallowing a fish, because itās freakinā Lovecraftian in its HEADS SHOULD NOT BEND THAT WAY factor. Youāll have to settle for the idea of a feathered dinosaur suddenly going GLORP and devouring its victims whole just like this lady here.
Steven Spielberg didnāt create these. These are the feet of an emu.
And this is what happens when a swan (this one is named Asboy; his father was Mr. Asbo, the first swan in the UK to get named after an anti-social behavior order inĀ āhonorā of his tendency to attack boaters) decides it doesnāt like you. I should probably note that this one attacked a cow.
Respect the feathered dinosaur, yo.
Terrifying. The last two illustrate why you did not fuck around with the Children of Lir.
I suspected that a dinosaur could have been feathered after I heard that a T-Rex is the chickensā ancestor.
For those who think dinos arenāt cool because theyāre featheredā¦whatever, mutherfuckers. Ā Evolution doesnāt give two shits what you think is cool or not.
You showed a cassowary on the attack, but forgot to show what exactly itās attacking with. Their feet are nearly identical to the Emuās, except for one minor, teeny tiny detail: A five-inch claw for killing motherfuckers, raptor-style.
This is like the āfuck birds master postā and I love it because Honestly, Fuck. Birds.
Do you know how many people are scared of chickens? After I started owning chickens, I found out: itās a LOT. Itās a LOT of people. I joined chicken Facebook groups for when I get roosters or hens dumped that I need to re-home, and found out: itās even MORE. And itās a fucking chicken. Weāve domesticated them to the point that most of them want to be our friends when weāre nice to them. We are at the top of their food chain. The worst damage a chicken can do is like, scratch you, or peck you, before you grab it with the hands you evolved for doing things like grabbing chickens. Even the roosters, who can have considerable spurs, almost certainly arenāt going to kill you, not unless they were to, like, get a freakishly accurate and lucky hit to you carotid or something. And yet. There remains a huge portion of people who are afraid of chickens. There are so many people who will run if a rooster comes at them.
The velociraptor was about 2 feet tall. Thatās about the size of a turkey. Do you know how many people are scared of turkeys? Do you know how many people will run away from a turkey coming at them? Almost everyone. Itās about the size of a goose; and even more people will run from a goose. And none of them have proper bone anchored teeth, or sickle claws, or grasping hands. Theyāre not predators, they eat grass and bugs and maybe small rodents or fish if they catch them but itās not a staple. And yet. So many people are terrified of them. The feathers donāt seem to be a problem for their fear.
So anyone who says that they would look at a 10-14 TON dinosaur with sharp teeth and decide āthatās not scary because it has feathersā is lying to you. Because the people who know better than to be scared of a turkey, know enough to fear a Trex or velociraptor.
Anyone who says dinosaurs are less scary with feathers, obviously forgot how terrifying birds are.
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Confess your love. Iām ready.
Parents and students alike have welcomed Garella with open arms. (x)
FUCK EM UP GARELLA!! TEACH THOSE KIDS!!!!
Love this
āNow Iām the happy monsterā and āsheās the one who is a sad monsterā are Garellaās way of saying āfuck youā to that principal and I for one love it.
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Just wanted to say that the president of Poland Andrzej Duda just signed smthg called "Karta Rodziny", which basically states that the only true family and marriage is that of heterosexual people, further doubling down on refusing marriage equality and adoption. It will "save children from alien and harmful LGBT ideology" by baning public institutions of mentioning the "LGBT ideology".
The things happening over in america are horrendous, but also making way for changes for the better. They're making the whole world have a discussion about racism still woven into our societies.
But please. It's pride month. My country, my people need this to be on the lips of the world.
Spread the news
Whether youāre celebrating š„Beltanešæ or destroying the šBourgeoisiešµ
Happy May 1st!
I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and yāall, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasnāt like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently yāall be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved
take it here!Ā or copy paste if you need toĀ https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu
I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine
holy shit this fucking works. This is 100% the best test I have ever seen (and Iāve taken a lot of these) Amazing op. Amazing.
Oh my God I got slytherin and got read to filth, brb having an identity crisis
Is it bad that I nearly cried reading the result of a personality test
Iā¦
Guess Iām a slytherin now
I liked this test, also it reconfirmed that Iām a ravenclaw so .....
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Honestly me today.
She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot.Ā
She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family
Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death,Ā though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.
These are things I literally never would have known about. Iām tired of women being painted as just being pretty.
IāM SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!
Hereās another nice one.
For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.