ומה אם לסבתא היו גלגלים?

מה אז?

[haomnamu]

שבכל דור ודור עומדים עלינו לכלותינו צורות חדשות של הימורים

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[peniswizard69]

Rabbi Yosef Mizarhi - the movie every Jew must see

[bumi05]

kinda romantic.I guess.

idk how to draw background（。）

I've just watched AT S1-10 in 2 weeks.super fun and creepy🤯.

--add 1 more pic

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[myleftpinkytoe]

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

[fruitcakebro]

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

[magicratfingers]

i want to be a truck family photographer

[findthekeystopthekraang]

@funnier-when-objectum

[catchymemes]

[slyandthefamilybook]

what about Project Male Hairy

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[chilliesh]

[rose-reblog-acc]

[slyandthefamilybook]

I can't remember who said it but I saw a comment or tweet talking about hypocrisy that essentially said The Hypocrisy Is The Point. hypocrisy is power. it's the ability to set rules for everyone else except you. and if power is a virtue then hypocrisy is a virtue. it's why you never really get anywhere with "by your logic..." or "then wouldn't that mean...". it's not that they don't realize they're being hypocritical. they do it on purpose to prove that you have to listen to them and they don't have to listen to you

[slyandthefamilybook]

A lot of people are leaving tags regarding Republicans and conservatives and while yes it certainly applies to them I hope people understand that it's not exclusive to them. This is something anyone can engage in, regardless of politics

[haomnamu]

לפעמים מה שנדרש זה חדר הלבשה עם מראות 360 מעלות כדי להבין שהמצב קשה והגיע הזמן להסתפר.

[starlightomatic]

there have been countless oppressive regimes throughout history so it sure is interesting that the one people most love to compare israel to is the one that will be most painful for a jew to hear. but im sure that’s a coincidence

[shiur-lo-chashuv]

@מדינת ישראל פליז תגידו הפעם טאקי סגור

[haomnamu]

חדשות מתפרצות! תדהמה: השורה האהובה על הדתל"ש בשיר headlock היא "I don't believe any of it"

[haomnamu]

בנימה יותר אופטימית, הכנתי כובע ולמדתי איך לסרוג כפפות