ומה אם לסבתא היו גלגלים?

מה אז?

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[haomnamu]

למה כל הסרטים כל כך ארוכים היום. מה אם לא בא לי לקפוא למוות במשך מעל שעתיים.

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[littlebirdinagarden]

behold my naked cupcakes!

[littlebirdinagarden]

they have become indecent

[littlebirdinagarden]

holes have been filled with my goo #mygoo

[littlebirdinagarden]

normal again

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[angelicguy]

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[underthecocktree]

Fucking sick to my stomach. Tumblr user incestfreak69iluvincest has just been exposed for. I can’t even say it

[tactfulsaboteur]

aphobia

[unspeakabledigressions]

Me: Wow! You really used to write fan fiction, Grandma? What did you write about?

Grandma: Oh, it was for Star Trek. Just little stories about Kirk and Spock, you know?

Me:

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[starlight-shadowbanned]

Okay I’m still curious about this and want more data.

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Voting ended onJul 22

[starlight-shadowbanned]

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[starlight-shadowbanned]

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[starlight-shadowbanned]

How do I make this break containment and get to the Tenna people 😭

[starlight-shadowbanned]

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Voting ended onJul 23

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[7777777awawawa7777777]

?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

when that shawarma hit

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[spockwithacat]

You will never make me care about the popes opinion

[haomnamu]

אומייגאד מי הם כל האנשים האלו ולמה כולם אומרים לי שצריך להיות לי אכפת מהם