Okay, so I've been planning to make a sideblog dealing with my weird hallucinatory dreams for a while now, but I haven't gotten around to it, and this one is too important to withhold. It was a surprisingly realistic dream, when I touched something hot I got burned, when I dropped something it fell. The odd part was that I was cooking. Now, you don't know me, but I never cook. I wouldn't know where to start if I tried. But this dream, I could somehow follow a complex recipe to a T, making not a single mistake. As well, after I woke up, the only part of my dream I could remember clearly was me cooking, and the recipe I used.
As I just explained, I cannot cook. Likewise, all those in my life who can cook, refuse to cook this dish, believing it to be a bad omen, a curse from a malevolant spirit. They even read the tarot, and it said the future would be grim if I continued. So Tumblr, to you I now must beckon, some random Tumblr chef please create this abomination, and free me of this curse! I shall leave the recipe and instructions below.
2 steaks(cut unspecified)
2 pieces of bird meat(chicken implied, cut was seemingly a drumstick)
Onions(white in color. Seemingly chopped or shredded, but not diced)
Something leafy, possibly basil or something similar in appearance.
Seasoning, seemingly garlic salt. Lots of it.
A large frying pan, large enough to cook at least 1 steak.
Implied fat such as butter or oil, to keep from burning
If your frying pan is only large enough for 1 steak, the simply do this recipe with only 1 steak and 1 drumstick, otherwise cook both simultaneously. Adjust for portion sizes.
First, begin cooking the 2 drumsticks, unseasoned.
Wait for them to partially cook, and remove them from heat.
Then place the steaks in the frying pan, season heavily with seasonings specified.
Make sure the chicken is also seasoned.
Cook the steak and chicken in the same pan, with the chicken atop the steaks(if possible, as previously stated I don't know how cooking works)
Cook until chicken is safe to consume
Remove heat source, and leave in pan til pan cools.
I assume you then eat it, but if I did in the dream I don't remember that part. If any Tumblr chefs would like to attempt to make this, please @ me or reblog this post. I will also be submitting this to as many dream and food blogs as I can find, although I felt it would be best to place it on my blog first.
