Concerning the Stealing of Fences

Usually an animal, occasionally a plant

[jabberding0]

Claymation

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[deejay]

What’s the mood for Wednesday?

[animusrox]

[pangur-and-grim]

right before he GETS you

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[taylornprice]

european green crab

[everyday-cutephoto]

[littlebirdygirly]

The wittle babyyy!!! 😍😍😍

[cheetochild989]

let’s huddle with mama

[soup-mother]

The purpose of life is to touch your partner's tummy. everything else is just bourgeois moralism.

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[hollowboobtheory]

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

[hausmakes]

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me as a mom

[blairwitchapologist]

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[lakevida]

nobody fuck with me i’m hydrated

[fortooate]

[comput3rage]

It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string