A_hole_in_the_floor.

[Dep. Fozzer Velyes RP blog by Chalice]

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Dependent Fozzer Velyes rp blog connected to @folykill @maximum-lol @duskheapdiver @auditerrorsdiary and @psychicircus

Chalice - 24 - hy/hym/hys (aux he/him)

sideblog to @plasticross

Rules + All other accs

I don't rp smut at all with anyone don't bother asking. No racism/transphobia/pedophilia. don't follow if you're proship.

cw: imperialism, brainwashing, loss of autonomy, unreality, psychosis, and intense and poorly understood conversations about a fantasy class system. Fozzer was a hardcore alien communist before having his brain scrambled sweeps ago, and now he is a rather lost man.

[calebwittebane]

[folykill]

why don't you accept help we just want you to let us call the drones on your hive and station you on a ship with a snuff streamer

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Wait_thats_us!_Are_you_thinking_about_joining_us_because_Fozzer_would_more_than_definitely_appreciate_the_moral_support_from_a_friend_he_actually_knows.

[happyabsenceburialservice]

It_won't_even_be_full_of_Alternian_Soil_what_is_the_point?!_Who_approved_of_this?!

[signed-in-bloodred]

Then why leave?

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Are_you_some_sort_of_alien?_You_look_like_a_troll_if_that_is_you_in_your_icon_but_you're_still_unaware_of_the_exile_all_adult_trolls_must_submit_to?

[signed-in-bloodred]

THAT'S what's happening????

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Uhhhh...

Yes_

):B

Fozzer_is_afraid_he_has_to_break_it_to_you_over_tumblr_post_but_you_should_consider_packing_up_your_things_and_preparing_as_your_blog_indicates_your_just_the_age_to_be_forced_off._Good_luck_and_all_sibling_under_the_moon!

[happyabsenceburialservice]

It_won't_even_be_full_of_Alternian_Soil_what_is_the_point?!_Who_approved_of_this?!

[signed-in-bloodred]

Then why leave?

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Are_you_some_sort_of_alien?_You_look_like_a_troll_if_that_is_you_in_your_icon_but_you're_still_unaware_of_the_exile_all_adult_trolls_must_submit_to?

[happyabsenceburialservice]

It_won't_even_be_full_of_Alternian_Soil_what_is_the_point?!_Who_approved_of_this?!

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Fozzer_hates_to_complain_but_the_ship_they_set_him_up_with_has_decided_instead_of_a_dirt_pit_they'll_be_giving_little_ol_Fozzer_a_shellbeast_themed_sand_pit._The_type_you_give_to_wrigglers._

-_-

While_I_can't_criticize_the_empire_from_the_position_I'm_in_as_a_maroon_blooded_troll_I_just_can't_help_but_think_life_would_be_better_sustained_off_planet_if_they_were_willing_to_contribute_more_to_the_enjoyment_of_the_working_classes_lives_while_working_under_those_of_our_glorious_empire_instead_of_doing_the_bare_minimum._I_mean_for_pete_sake_you_couldn't_expect_a_ocher_bubblefinbeast_to_be_able_to_grow_if_you_kept_them_in_a_circular_glass_tank!_This_is_ridiculous!

[seven-winged-liar]

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

[xyywrites]

The most human thing a character can do is contradict themselves.

The cynic who still carries a childhood stuffed animal.

The liar who craves honesty.

The overthinker who makes reckless decisions.

The heartbreaker who believes in soulmates.

The pacifist who holds lifelong grudges.

The tough guy who cries during old movies.

The thrill-seeker who's terrified of commitment.

The grump who’s unfailingly polite to waitstaff.

People aren’t consistent. Your characters shouldn’t be either.

[budvelyes]

[sacred-portal]

[bunnynarwhal]

Looking at stick with mama

[pukicho]

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Hmm_perhaps_if_I_picked_up_computer_coding_I'd_be_able_to_figure_out_what_my_pan_is_up_to_exactly_before_I_have_to_find_an_official_position.

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[papayajuan2019]

real sufferers don't let anyone know. even themselves.

[happyabsenceburialservice]

Lets_all_sit_on_lusus!

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

[californiannostalgia]