hold fast

hayley. aspiring adult with a weakness for superheroes, spaceships, wolfy teens

[lafrancheckona]

me in the kitchen

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Me as doctor

Other doctor: “Now, gently dab around the wound”

me:

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[neonprotagonist]

the floor is snape positivity

[ginniewheezie]

[happybarnes]

[Crime going on in the daytime]

Batman:

Batman: soon.

[karman4e]

[0318gf8013gf-deactivated2017112]

hackers voice: i-i’m.. not in…

[glumshoe]

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[hans-the-liesmith-deactivated20]

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[glumshoe]

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

[al-is-on]

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

[weeb-potato]

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

[lizardsister]

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

[zog-agent]

[dailymarvelqueens]

[liber-legis]

[ziraseal]

society depicts hell as the hot underworld from Dante’s Inferno, but I think we’ve all encountered some variation of Satan’s influence and it fucking looks like this:

[cairistiona7]

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

[laralaralara]

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

[wolfgawng]

Good morning, my love.

[oh-pee-um]

[hyperpopplaylist]

• unlike many mammals,

• bears.

• can see.

• in colour.