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Smokin'!
Somebody Stop Me!
How to i buy trmu 0 dolar outfit
Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?
i got a freling
Oooooooh ooooooh
yeah whell of it were me it would have been thirteen Trillion reasons why and they'd have been like wow she has so many reasons shes so cool lets all kill ourselves too
a white guy wearing a beanie that doesnt cover his ears just told a girl at a party that he hates "three hour black and white european films about the horrors of war" and was instantly teleported to hieronymus bosch's garden of earthly delights where a demon thats just two human legs and a carp's head has begun breaking him upon the wheel
#REALMENCOOK
For social media vs. in real life cheeesseee
Dude it must suck to be a hibachi chef when you're having like a really bad day but you still have to do hibachi tricks anyway just wanting to kill yourself and shit
There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.
shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time
white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider
オレは家主におねがいされて、ひつじこすぷれで くさをくってやっています
I'm eating grasses with sheep cosplay by my landlady's request...
But eating grasses is spontaneous...
しかしくさをくうのは じはつてきにです…
Okay we neeeeeeddd to meet up and die
i searched it up the other day. and the first person to say "puke nukem" was a quake fan on usenet in 1996 . then i researched the first person to say "suckful" online. it was a guy in '89 complaining about trying to code his printer to act like a typewriter in MicroSoft C 3.0
i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
"its a texas chainsaw miracle"