Times Kris Has Eaten Actual Real Food:
(Right out the gate: Darkworld food is not going to be counted because that's like A Mint at BEST. Also this will only cover the normal route bc that kid's even WORSE off on Side B.)
Skips breakfast (late for school)
Skips dinner (goes to bed immediately)
An Entire Pie (occurs at midnight so could actually be Day 2)
Results: inadequate intake for a growing teen, but at least they ate something
Skips breakfast (late for school again)
Skips lunch (sleeps through class)
Hot Chocolate (Optional after-school snack)
Skips dinner (pretends to fall asleep on the couch)
No midnight snack this time (dark world)
Results: Optionally hydrated, but likely VERY hungry.
Receives breakfast, fails to actually eat it.
Unskippable Church Juice cut-scene time!!!!
Hot Chocolate part 2: Electric Boogaloo (optional after-church snack)
Unskippable Chocolate Milk cut-scene time!!!!
Skips Lunch (Soul Shenanigans Occurred)
Skips Dinner (Sans ate all the leftovers)
Results: Kris, PLEASE just eat the pancakes holy shit. At least you drank something, though.
🔥HONEY TOAST🔥(optional, only occurs if you choose to be mean to Kris' Mom)
Fried Raw Onion (optional, RIP onionsan)
"Haunted Blood" (optional Church Juice Part 2: This Time it's Personal)
Ice Cream (THANK YOU NOELLE FOR GIVING YOUR ICECREAM TO THIS MORON)
No Cinnamon Bun 😔 (from what I could tell Noelle only bought one for Susie)
Skipped Actual Lunch (didn't eat anything lunch-equivalent at the fair)
Skipped Dinner (Dark World)
Results: more actual food than usual, but still not enough for a growing teen.
FINAL RESULTS: This kid is fucking starving. Kris I swear to god one day I'm gonna make you eat a carrot.
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