Flamboyantly Nondescript

Alex | 30 | she/her it’s my mental breakdown and i get to pick the all-consuming obsessions

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[goryfluff]

Fizzgig! | The Dark Crystal (1982) dir. Jim Henson & Frank Oz

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[homunculus-argument]

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

[play-now-my-lord]

news is looking pretty good lately

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[kosmogrl]

my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

[redstonedust]

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[pixel8or]

[quasi-normalcy]

[trainingseasons]

2025 is like if you were awake during surgery

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[s0ftpillow]

Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

[awanqi]

"Icarus" -

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[tofublock]

spark ✨⁣