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So I drew my katana and delivered a strike that, if the game engine were advanced enough to allow it, would have taken his head clean off.

[paxamericana]

[suppermariobroth]

Promotional photo of the official Mario and Yoshi cosplayer at the Nintendo booth at the Summer International Consumer Electronics Show 1992 in Chicago.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Source: Famitsu (Japan), Issue 210, 1992

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[screenshotsofdespair]

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[segamascott]

[wwwwwwwwwwww123]

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[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[silvermoon424]

I smiled at this post but the reply pointing out that they're trying and failing to emulate Madoka Kaname pushed me over the edge into hysterics

[kohakumeltyblood]

Prev is right

[iamoutofideas]

FERTILITY RATE IN CANADA DROPS TO 0%

JUSTIN TRUDEAU ANNOUNCED HIS PLAN YESTERDAY TO DRAIN COCK JUICE FROM EVERY CANADIAN RESIDENT AS PART OF AN INITIATIVE TO BECOME THE WORLDS FIRST ASEXUAL COUNTRY, STATING THAT “THE SPLOOGE WAS #CANCELLED”. BY THAT NIGHT THE PUMPING WAS ALREADY UNDERWAY.

“WE’RE ALL OUTTA CUM DUDE” SAYS A FRAIL TORONTO RESIDENT

[catchymemes]

[beardedmrbean]

[basedhighsenberg]

My mill

Grinds pepper and Spice

Your mill

Grinds rats and mice

My mill

Pillar of the community

Your mill

Maintained in futility

My mill

Blessed by the priest

Your mill

Forgot the Lord's feast

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

[zeniarzo]

[ceausescue]

it might seem like the zipper merge is hopelessly dependent on the goodwill of the driver- after all, if you can't trust anyone else to merge correctly then doing the right thing will get you stuck for ages. but you need to adjust the payoff matrix to account for me. you assume that denying the zipper is without cost, because you assume that if you act decisively your fellow drivers will be cowed. but i have faith, and i have justice. i do not fear death because martyrs do not truly die, and i will GLADLY use MY CAR and MY OWN FRAGILE BODY as a SINGLE INSTRUMENT of that faith and that justice, a HOLY SWORD. I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL KILL BOTH OF US AND ONLY YOU WILL DIE

[unalivejournal]

The way men are allowed to exist in the world without permission or justification

[wiiwheel]

You want me to touch your butt and buy you pizza? Sure, why not. One last time, for the road.