Xeph's Porn

Assorted Drawn Porn.

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

hey guys

[bujnik]

I wouldn’t want to clean that.

[hardcorexeph]

Draw Luciano gave birth to twin in hidden father.

Who is Luciano and huh....  what?    I’m not sure who is doing what there.

[that-moderator-deactivated20130]

Reblog if you're a self-taught artist.

[redconvoy]

Same here

[cranky-crustaceans]

If by self taught you mean years of doodles, crying over your pathetic art, tearing up thousands of drawings and then finally drawing something you’re proud of… ONLY TO HATE IT 5 DAYS LATER

Then yes. I am self taught.

[hardcorexeph]

Quick art of Ed and his Hands tied up.

[geekearth-deactivated20170402]

So tumblr added one of MY files to it’s GIF options…

The one where Pam references drowning a toddler in her panties…

You’re welcome tumblr :)

[hardcorexeph]

I want to draw, but not very sure what to draw.  Any ideas?

[hardcorexeph]

This is spam, it will access your tumblr and post itself in your box.  Don’t mess with it.

[jupistruck]

Oh snap, guess what time it is? It’s time for Jupi to start cranking out the far-from-quality porn, brah. Rest assured, 4 glasses of wine go a long way to helping me feel zero shame talking about cocks and buttsecks and hot, sweaty, sexy-as-shit dudes fucking like their lives depend on it. Because...

[hardcorexeph]

(because I needed to draw something from this amazingly hot drabble.  Don’t judge my need for hot FMA boys.)

[hardcorexeph]

I still take suggestions from friends and turn them into scary things.

[fma-facts]

Fact of the Day #46

There is a mysterious recurring background character who appears frequently in the manga and Brotherhood. He appears as a man wearing a light-colored suit, with cropped hair and a small moustache, and is sometimes seen with a small child in identical dress. According to the Perfect Guidebook, he is “chasing someone”.

(Source: Perfect Guidebook/Profiles book)

Admin’s note: I’ve spent years trying to figure out what the deal is with this guy and I still don’t know. Since he’s surprisingly unknown in the fandom, I haven’t really found any other information on the subject, and since I don’t have a lot of money I have no idea if he’s mentioned in any of the other FMA guidebooks that weren’t released outside Japan. I do know that he travels a lot and is often seen in places such as train stations, hotels, or restaurants. In fact I think he might be some sort of clone or something, since in the final chapter of the manga, he’s seen in a restaurant with an identical man sitting across from him! Who knows?

[dandelionzombie-blog]

I noticed this guy too! He is in more pages as well I think.

[mamaxeph]

We should create a kick ass story for this guy.  He’s like the cabbage salesman from Avatar the last airbender and needs his own epic tale.

[callmefreakfujiko]

Fuck. I had something. Um… He is chasing the juggling man who is his past lover because the Juggling man claimed that cloning claimed that cloning isn’t possible and they broke up after arguing about it for the umpteenth time. He’s following Juggling man because he was able to clone himself. The kid is called “Minime“ because when something is cloned, the clone starts as a baby… Or at least that’s what I’ve heard. He wants to show his clone to Juggling man to say “HA! HAAA!”

Wow… That was all just at the top of my head.

[hardcorexeph]

I was thinking the polar opposite of Hoenheim. 

Kid’s his, wife is chronically sick with a terminal illness, and he is looking for a cure for her.  Sometimes the kid asks to go with him on the travels, sometimes he stays home with mommy.  Guy hears about a doctor in a rinky-dink town that heals people with this red light (Tim Marcoh) and goes looking for him.  When he finds the place, the hommunculi have already taken him.  So he keeps looking for the guy and just continually keep bumping into/ traveling alongside the elrics. 

End of it all, Marcoh doesn’t heal her, but does tell him about Alchestry(sp??) and I can think of 3 different endings for it depending on how mean you want to be.  It would be a terribly interesting way to see the FMA story from a bystanders viewpoint.

[hardcorexeph]

Drawing problems

When you finally have a spurt where you are drawing freely and it just doesn’t stop, then you realize that it’s just THAT kind of nasty porn that there is NO way in hell you can post it.

[hardcorexeph]

Don’t ask....

[callmefreakfujiko]

I kind of envy you if you don’t know what this is, but at the same time, I don’t… Because I’m still laughing. XD

Just don’t find out what this is when your parents are around.

[callmefreakfujiko]

mamaxeph said: CAKE FARTS!!!!   YAY!!!!!

I was wondering if you knew! XD

[mamaxeph]

Of course I recognize it, I’m just really really glad she didn’t poo all over that poor cake.

[callmefreakfujiko]

Me too.

I was explaining what “cake farts” was to my fiance, and then I was trying to say “I suppose I kind of understand why people would be into that” but I couldn’t finish. I was laughing too hard.

And then, after we got our pizza, I said “I got the Mountain Dew and dessert,” but before I could say “you can grab the thing that isn’t dessert or caffeine” he cuts me off by saying “do you want me to fart on it?” And then I died again. XD

It’s the fact that she was just so fucking serious that made me laugh so hard!

[hardcorexeph]

Of course she was serious.  I 100% gaurentee you that someone paid her to do that.  The Food and Passing Gas fetishes are not big ones but the people who enjoy them are willing to pay for their content.  Plus don’t forget how gooey and smeary all that frosting was.  A few of them probably got kicks from it looking so simular to another substance (aka go watch 2girls1cup)

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[illinicoise]

He could’ve closed his laptop

[hardcorexeph]

attempt at getting into the drawing mood.  Suggestion by Greedy

[hardcorexeph]

Not sure on the if or when I’m gonna color/shade.  Been working on this for over 2 weeks so I probably need a break.

[kitchendisease]

[fdhgfjhgjkf]

you pour soap on your waffle. “for the aesthetic” you whisper. a single tear rolls down your face. you are dead inside

[sadvapedad]

*middle schoolers gather* “is this the fucking blue waffle everybody keeps telling me to search for???”

[hardcorexeph]

immediate thought....

White Caro Corn Syrup + Blue food coloring + eggo waffle + camera = Coolest picture that could end up with a DFS being called (assuming I let my son eat it)