I am not immune to Magnus podcast obsession

20s // she/her // UK // library assistant

[hardlyhardinge]

What if we broke up years ago but I helped you get a job where I work and then had to watch you date our other colleague in front of me

What if that job got you involved with dangerous supernatural shit and I tried sosososo hard to stop you getting obsessed with the dangerous supernatural shit and ultimately I failed and I lost you (and it was because our other colleague who you were dating betrayed you but I didn't know that)

And then what if I immediately 180'd on everything I'd said about self preservation and jumped right down that rabbit hole I'd been trying to warn you away from to try and work out how to get you back

And what if in another universe we never broke up in the first place and we got married and we went through literal hell together and then you died and I couldn't deal with it and willingly subjected myself to my worst nightmares over and over and over just to feel like I still had you. What then.

[enki2]

[shamebats]

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

[strange-aeons]

Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time

I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks

Who did you steal your shoelaces from?

Obama

Whoever is current US president

A non-US president (put in tags)

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[contemptible-scoundrel]

censored for getting too close to the truth... remember this

[redstonedust]

it continues to be so funny when i find a song i like and then learn that most of the musicians fans HATE it. they swung and missed 99% of their fans but im there. im the one guy that got serviced this time. sorry to all the regulars i didnt ask for this.

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[dubiousculturalartifact]

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[re-dracula]

Visit Original Link

We enjoyed @closebutnotquitewright's post a lot so we narrated it.

[comic-canary]

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

[ravenclawslibrary-deactivated20]

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

[knitmeapony]

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

[knitmeapony]

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

[thestrangedaysofkrei]

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

[luximperiium]

[true-king-of-monsters]

#because Hades really wasn’t that bad

No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what. 

[angelrinisadork]

ZUES’S THUNDER COCK

[ccborrega]

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’

[zabchan]

reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

[unconventionalwitch]

@mayhemdoll lol

[prettyflyforajeskai]

Broseidon, King of the Brocean

[optimysticals]

This just keeps getting better.

[mademoiselleseraph]

I’m imagining all the Greek goddess asking me who I think is the most beautiful and I say the Norse goddess, Hel, is.

Aphrodite yells “She doesn’t even go here!”

[bluebelle88]

This keeps getting better every time I find a different deviation

[heretherebefeels]

All battles shall be riff-offs!

[scribegirl94]

@bluemosmurf-blog

[bluemosmurf-blog]

TBH I am partial to Artemis, but Demeter is also up there. Appeasing Hades could either get you in good with him or cause him to focus on you and give you a 1000 piece puzzle that you have to complete everyday, and he would hold back a different piece each day.    

[clarablightt]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

this is the photo at the top that got deleted-

[peelingmandarins]

[the-vegan-muser]

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[sleepnoises]

i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately

[sleepnoises]

Tiger maquette by the way 🐅

[sleepnoises]

Working on cutting out a large piece of wood to do the painting on, which is a constraint that will either be really fun or really annoying. Maybe both

[sleepnoises]

Wood primed and underpainted and sketch transferred mostly by cutting it out in different chunks and tracing around them. Stripes to be determined. Nobody let me work on this again for at least two weeks

[sleepnoises]

The finished Ms. Tigers

[a-friend-to-cats]

some season 2 gleemes for the people of tumblr... i hope you enjoy :)