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Shen Yuan is the kind of guy to scale a mountain, complete 5 college essays, write a fanfic, nurture some plants, nurture some children, fight a 12 yr old (and lose), paint some shit and STILL SAY ‘man, I love being able to relax and just.. laze around!” I WILL kill you mister
My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head
Grace:
rocky: Grace speak ERIDIAN, question question question. What Grace mean “four however engine nobody,” question. Is nonsense statement
grace: ?? I literally didn’t say anything
Rocky: Grace said 🎶. Rocky heard
Grace:
Grace: that was uh. My stomach
Rocky:
Rocky:
Rocky: Grace… eat eridian, question
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Gets scared and flies around in your face for several seconds
I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so
Magneto one drink in: I love Charles but hes such a kiss-ass, we don’t need to be FRIENDS, we just need mutual aid communities and to be left alone
Professor X one drink in: what the fuck is his self sustaining mutant community going to do for all the mutants born to human parents, which is MOST OF THEM, he’s so gay he’s forgotten how babies are made and I want to kiss his stupid face
Do employers know that employees are actually reusable if you let them rest? Like if you don't use them up completely all at once, and give them time to rest and recover before the next work day, they just kinda grow back? That's how they used to do it back in the day, you could hire five people to do five people's workload, and then keep the same five people for 40 years without issue, instead of having 2-3 people doing five people's work and have to constantly keep looking for replacements since you keep running them to the ground, completely using up like 10-20 employees per year.
We still have access to all the same technology and materials that they were using back in the day. Literally nothing requires us to operate the way things work now.
I had to research a company's business model for a business class in uni and let me tell you, Jeff Bezos' whole business model is to use employees until they burn out and then just hire new ones when the old ones quit or can't keep up. This is both on the warehouse and the corporate side of the business. There was even a prediction model somewhere of how long it would take Amazon to roll through essentially the entire workforce. Insane shit actually, and I think more and more companies now are trying to follow that.
Here's a hint. A lot of places don't actually want to keep you for 40 years.
Employees that work for the same employer for 40 years generally expect things like regular raises and good retirement plans and bosses that know what they are doing and to have their rights respected.
Meanwhile, a constantly rotating cast of new 20-25yo hires never have to be paid more than "starting salary," generally don't have the life experience to know or even care about retirement yet, and aren't knowledgeable or comfortable enough in the job or their rights to call the boss out on their bullshit.
In other words, new hires — especially young people — are often much more exploitable.
affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
I am stronger than the jar
I know what left and right are
smashing the jar will make a mess
I have strong and dextrous hands
I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they don’t, you know, drive under the influence.
living in a bigish city during collage age years this shit always confused me, like "this drunk/high/inebriated/obviously unwell person was on the bus last night--" you mean the fuckin cheapest way to get home without driving? you mean the public transportation meant for people who can't afford to or are otherwise unable to drive? what, would you rather them get behind the wheel? lock in pls.
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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
please, my dog, he is sick
Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard
There's simply no argument or logical explanation that could sour the appeal of Big Fucking Scythe As A Weapon for me. Like no I don't care it wouldn't make for an optimal weapon, because have you considered : Big Fucking Scythes are Cool and Badass
Over the comatose body of their friend, Eva says, “Do you know how Yazdovsky and his team chose the dogs for Sputnik 2? Laika and the others.”
Carl betrays no surprise at the question. “Honestly, ma’am, it never occurred to me to ask.”
“They recruited Moscow strays, well accustomed to cold and hunger, selected for temperament and endurance.” Around them, machinery makes its clicks and whirs. It was easier, to hide him here, with no prying eyes to piece together an unfortunate timeline. “In the end, there were three: Mushka, the control; Laika, the primary; and Albina, her alternate. Albina had recently birthed a litter of puppies, and Yazdovsky couldn’t bear to separate a mother from her children.” Hidden in her pocket, her fingers briefly tighten around a lumpy crocheted sphere. “Never mind that she’d flown before: compassion outweighed qualifications.”
Carl doesn’t parrot empty comfort, or ask why she’s telling him this. He simply nods and scuffs his heel.
Ironically, perhaps, she thinks that only Grace would bother. He’d listen obediently, and then, with that knowing eyebrow raise, point out that her mind was already made up, she was only rambling to hear her own thoughts echoed back at her. He wouldn’t offer her absolution; he never really had. He simply understood.
Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon
It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right
There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that
not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”
We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.
another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference
and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
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will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays
adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:
#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question
