[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[girlmostlikely]

[durendoll]

Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.

[durendoll]

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.

[egg-tats]

hey everyone, don't worry about ol Chuck, it's ok. this is what he would have wanted.

[skincareroutine]

liberals and leftists having to feel bad for a fascists death like that's crazy he made it known who he thought were secondclass citizens either based on race or socioeconomic class it's like feeling bad a nazi died

[bettedavisgf]

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[comradesummers]

do you ever think about how anya canonically caused the russian revolution? like that's a real piece of buffyverse lore that was revealed in a joke flashback scene and never mentioned again. they don't make tv like they used to

[si-lee-me]

[alicesoinions]

I love how this idea implies that if you mix something illegal with something legal it's somehow not illegal anymore

if weed is illegal but burgers are legal a weed burger is not illegal

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[wheelchair-warrior]

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[liquidcoffee]

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[rainbowprimarina]

on this day, a decade ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[takethlstourgrave]

on this day, 12 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[daughter-of-rowan]

on this day, 13 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[daughter-of-rowan]

on this day, 14 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[daughter-of-rowan]

on this day, 15 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[daughter-of-rowan]

on this day, 16 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[daughter-of-rowan]

on this day, 17 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[mckitterick]

[mckitterick]

On April 13, 1985, Danuta Danielsson - a Jewish-Polish woman whose mother was taken to a concentration camp in WWII - hit a local neonazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.

Update: The neonazis were subsequently expelled from the city, and a statue was erected in her honor.

This week 34 years ago, Danuta Danielsson demonstrated how much respect fascists deserve.

[vbartilucci]

Well played, Danuta Danielsson.

And good aim.

[alys-is-rabbit]

She hit them so hard they were banished from that land forever. Iconic

[mckitterick]

Happy 40th Annual Hit a Nazi with a Handbag Day

[frickiestfricks]

[navigationspace]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Well played, Beverly.

[thememedaddy]

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

@hypermess There is absolutely no way

[landminebun]

…oh my god

[shadowbrightshine]

…the original

[musicalfan78]

Oh my god

[purevanillacookies-therapist-de]

THE ORGINAL???!!! THIS HAPPEND ON TUMBLRR?????!?!?!??! OMFGGG?!?!?!??!?!

[hamalicious-soup]

miku binder jefferson my beloved🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[felixisfruity]

THE VERY ONE???