Lend me Your Eyes

Move with me, through time and motion

[lino-nyangi]

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Heaven Gaia spring 2021 couture

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

By 爱拍照的玉老师

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

By 妞妞妞

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[harleyscompass]

Get you a partner that looks at you like this cat is looking at their human 😌

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

[bunjywunjy]

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

[jellogram]

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

[jellogram]

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

[dungeonsblues]

I don’t know where y’all at with the height discourse but I feel it is my duty to point out that Yaxley is taller than Snape.

[prosnapeblogging]

I remember being disappointed that Snape wasn’t the tall one lmao now i appreciate my sjort baby

[kirasnapeaddict]

In movie GoF in a deleted szene Karkaroff is talking to Snape about the mark…and Snape (Alan) is shorter, but still manages to look DOWN on Karkaroff. I imagine Snape can look down on everyone, no matter how tall.  :)   If you understand what I mean. 

[ari-leah-arts]

I have fallen down a rabbit hole I thought was long buried.

I grew up with Harry Potter and it was the light of my shitty childhood and no shitty author or poor takes is gonna take it away from me. Fuck everything.

[ari-leah-arts]

“Mum….?”

This is the piece that got me teary eyed. Snape has been put in timeout by my muses for his crimes against my emotions.

Have a close up of these two cause I’m proud as all hell of Snape’s eyes. -chef’s kiss- 👌

[ari-leah-arts]

POV: You’re Albus Dumbledore, and you just told your resident Ex-Death Eater that Harry Potter will be returning to his abusive relatives for his “protection”.

[ari-leah-arts]

The last thing Minerva ever said to him….

If you’re wondering why Snape looks so stiff, it’s called rigor mortis.

[ari-leah-arts]

Severus Snape is a Teacher

[ari-leah-arts]

Roll Credits

I may have been a little self indulgent on Snape. I’m ace, but I have always found human anatomy aesthetically pleasing.

[beetleandfox]

Everyone after the Puss in Boots movie: omg I can’t believe Dreamworks actually included a drop of blood on screen!! animation studios never show blood!!

1990s Dreamworks, taking a drag from their cigarette: bet

[triskeleaficionado]

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

[retroactivebakeries]

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

[femgineerasolution]

[whitepeopletwitter]