The Almighty Haroldblog

An ignorant slut. ENFP

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[rnoonpie]

LOUD INDIGNANT BEEPING

[clickholeofficial]

Share if you agree! 

[haroldviii]

UK: *Soft chanting in the distance*

Rest of the world: What's that?

UK: *Chanting getting louder*

UK: BAKE OFF, BAKE OFF, BAKE OFF

[thejakelikesonions]

still good, though.

[theonion]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Let’s get Duke in the White House. (via  zucchini_bird)

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

Trailer vs. release

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[stability]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Me doing anything

[bigsphinxofquartz]

I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via robwhisman)

[thebootydiaries]

[writerswritecompany]

Spotted outside Waterstones in Bloomsbury, London

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pun of the year. (via bbfan23)

[deviouseggplant]

[ichorandpride]

ME MMF FUCKING HOWLIJG JH

[nastypass]

[vine of a screaming rubber chicken rolling down a roof. as it falls off the edge, it gets fainter.]