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Gabby | 18 | I don't even know what this blog is anymore she/her pronouns

[caleblucas-blog]

Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

[mamavoltron]

I have and will always be safe person to come out to.

[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[himejoshikomaeda]

can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

i have stared at this…. thing, this fucking DEMON for like 10 solid minutes trying to come up with some single phrase to describe fucking awful this is, and i just can’t. this is easily - EASILY - the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life, and that includes the brain surgery i observed when i was in college. everyone on this site fuckin goes on and on about “cursed images” but i seriously feel like this fucking land shark is going to reach out of my computer and eat my face. if i saw a pack of these running towards me down a hill, i would do everything in my power to kill myself before they reached me. i would rather be eaten alive by rats then ever see this again. this is truly, genuinely horrible on both a physical & emotional level. all of this doesn’t even begin to cover how much i hate this fucking thing. this fucking hellhound. this goddamn long-mouthed…… fucking… fuck it. i’m not finishing this. i need to stop looking at this. fuck you

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

[jeanqrey]

Can you show me your best lightsaber move?

I have to save most of them for the film, but just a little flourish. Just like that.

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

[retrowaifu]

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[leiasbluelightsaber]

“Something… inside me has always been there.”

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[harperjanestark]

Today has been a very bad day and honestly?? I need like a Week off

[alrightsuggestion-blog]

who else out there also doing nothing, overthinking, and wasting their lovely evening!!!

[jeanqrey]

You do seem happy when you’re tattooing.

[hellboundheart]

[bubbleflexe-deactivated20190719]

They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol

[tommyboy2007-deactivated2020051]

Why can’t American shows be this great

[springwithcherrytrees]

Girl with the glasses is a real one

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

Gal Gadot Tries a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup for the First Time

[chrispineofficial]

this dog that i dogsit for is an actual angel sent from heaven, evidence:

he’s 100 lbs and so gentle i don’t need any special collar or leash or harness to walk him, ever

he was meant to be a service dog but he was too shy so he became a rescue, can u even imagine

so well behaved he waits for me at the tops and bottoms of flights of stairs until i tell him it’s okay to go ahead up/down the next flight

he somehow communicates to his dads how much he loves me bc they tell me every time i leave and they come back he’s sad ?? my son !

he knows that if it rains or snows or he gets wet he needs to wait at the bottom of the stairs inside their condo to be towel dried

he is trained to towel dry himself; i hold out the towel and he wiggles his body through it back and forth until i dry his tail and that’s his signal to go ahead and go inside

he hangs out by my feet all evening making big impatient huffing noises until i go in the bedroom with him and sit up in bed doing whatever i’m doing so he can sleep by me

[chrispineofficial]

like i feel the need to reblog this post bc i neglected to include evidence:

loves pets and attention but is shy so once given pets and attention basically loses his mind and rubs his face all over you while not knowing what to do with his entire 100 lbs self

always a slut for chin scratches

spots of white on chest and toes and chin

will pretend to be scary at men when they come into the house until i reassure him it’s ok

other dogs Love him bc he’s so big and so sweet and so chill and it’s fun to walk the best looking dog who is also the nicest dog while everyone around you is like “wow ur dog is so cool” like thanks i made him

if u ask him ‘who’s a good boy?!?!’ he seems genuinely concerned it might not be him until you confirm such to be true

[lord-kitschener]

Please always confirm to him that he is not only a good boy but the best boy