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@harrypotter-canons
What actually happened while the Marauders were at Hogwarts
Sirius: I'm gonna do the thing!
Remus: No.
James: Me too!
Remus: N-
Peter: I might join in doing the thing as well!
Remus: ...
Sirius: Come on Moony, do the thing too!
Remus: The thing would get us all in trouble.
Sirius: *puppy dog eyes*
Remus: N-
Sirius: *puppy dog eyes intensify*
Remus: Fine.
LATER IN DETENTION
Remus: I told you so.
When in doubt, go to the library!
Here's a thought:
What if the Hogwarts sorting process is less about who you are, and more about what you need?
The sorting hat sees a boy thrust into a new world he barely understands, a boy desperate not to blend in with the crowd, and a girl who would sink as deep into her books as she is allowed, and says- what do these children need? They need courage. The courage to keep moving forward despite overwhelming circumstances and high stakes, the courage to see themselves as heroes, the courage to speak up and speak out against injustice.
The hat sees a lost girl whose world has been shattered, who canāt be bothered to fit the world she sees to othersā standards, and says- what does she need? Knowledge. The knowledge of how and why things happen, and the wisdom to accept the things she cannot change.
The hat sees a boy desperate to fill his fatherās shoes, used to getting his way and confused at a world that works differently than he was taught. The hat says- he needs power. He needs an identity that will remind him that he has worth, that he can be more than he is.
I wouldnāt want to attend a hogwarts that sorted based on what universal human trait I exhibited most often. I wouldnāt want to attend a hogwarts that sorted similar personalities into uniform groups. I would want to attend a hogwarts that sorts based on its studentsā needs, doing its best to help them succeed.
When dumbledore says, āperhaps we sort too soon,ā maybe he sees the good that a little bit of courage, instead of a sense of self-worth inflated into superiority, could have done Severus Snape.
Maybe the most dark wizards come out of slytherin because, despite their houseās best intentions, they never quite find the confidence they need there. And it is the unsatisfied, those most disenchanted with the system, who seek to destroy it.
Okay Hufflepuff Rant coming through
So, I see so much stuff about Hufflepuffs being cuddly and nice and sweet, and itās great, because theyāre not wrong.
Weāre sweet, we like to do nice things for people, it makes us feel good inside. We love to cuddle and snuggle up with people, we love big sweaters and fluffy blankets.
We love to bake and we love sharing what we make with others. We get emotional easily, we put others before ourselves. We love sunshine and sugar and everything nice, itās true. But thatās not all we are.
We are determined, if we want something, we work for it, even if itās hard or painful. If itās worth it weāre in it until we get what we want, or because itās the right thing to do.
We are stubborn, we donāt like being told what to do. We do things our way, or grudgingly, and trust me we can hold a grudge. If you piss us off we arent just agitated we are royally pissed, like, Ashley-Ketchadorian-you-were-supposed-to-be-watching-the-door pissed.
We swear like sailors, not around family or little kids, but by ourselves or around friends, you better fucking believe weāre going to say whatever tumbles out of our mouths.
We love our friends and accept and comfort them, but if they do something completely stupid, you better believe weāre going to chew them out for it.
Snappy comebacks, good Lord hereās one nobody ever adds. Most people think it might be the slytherins with a quick tongue, or the clever ravenclaws, but oh no, no no no itās us, the Hufflepuffs. Not even a second to actually think before words come flying out of our mouths. Whether to add to a witty conversation or to bicker with someone, Hufflepuffs will surprise you with this one.
Another thing, thereās also a lot about how sweet Hufflepuffs are, but when they get mad, they get mad, as I mentioned briefly above. But to add to that thought, Hufflepuffs donāt just get mad, Hufflepuffs will verbally d e s t r o y you, if you give them a reason.
So yeah, we bake and we loves cats, good God we love cats, and we love everything and everyone, but we are a lot more than that too.
Have a nice night everyone. :)
god bless all these dork children
Slytherin girls who offer to wing each otherās eyeliner. Slytherin girls who stay up late in quiet groups in the common room and everyone thinks theyāre plotting something but really theyāre just studying because Ravenclaws arenāt the only ones with good grades. Slytherin girls who complete mock unbreakable vows that theyāll never share each otherās deepest darkest secrets. Slytherin girls who always have each otherās backs and arenāt afraid to go after anyone who disrespects them. Slytherin girls who act dark and mysterious but have lip synching battles in their underwear late at night.
Gryffindor girls who climb the trees on the edge of the forbidden forest and just talk for hours. Gryffindor girls who can and will take down the boys who sit in the common room and make sexist remarks. Gryffindor girls who all wear bright red lipstick and always braid their hair when thereās a Quidditch game. Gryffindor girls who donāt understand whatās up with all the attention Harry and his friends always get because any of them would be just as willing to stand up to Voldemort. Gryffindor girls who stay up all night, drinking smuggled fire whiskey and ranting in drunken slurs about how much they hate Slytherin house.
Ravenclaw girls who have struck fear into their enemiesā hearts because no one should be that intelligent. Ravenclaw girls who paint each otherās nails while discussing the new book theyāve all been reading. Ravenclaw girls who cover for each other when one of them forgot to do homework because they were too busy working on a brilliant idea they had for a new piece of music they were composing the night before. Ravenclaw girls who never go to the bathrooms alone because theyāve figured out that bad things happen. Ravenclaw girls who lay on each othersā beds and play with their hair while having deep 3am conversations on a school night.
Hufflepuff girls who vow to remain friends even after theyāve all graduated and gone their separate ways. Hufflepuff girls leaving random inspirational notes in each othersā school books. Hufflepuff girls who are usually well-tempered until someone from another house makes fun of them, then all hell breaks loose. Hufflepuff girls who come up with secret languages so that they can pass notes during potions class and giggle when Snape tries to decipher a note about how terrible his teaching is. Hufflepuff girls who always make plans of growing a giant garden full of magical plants together, but just end up eating their body weight in desserts theyāve swiped from the kitchen.
Draco Malfoy in the books
If you didnāt read the books you wouldnāt knowā¦
Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse
You wouldnāt know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades
You wouldnāt know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything.Ā
You wouldnāt know Draco got deeply offended when people didnāt laugh at his jokes
You wouldnāt know Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because heās such a weenie)Ā
You wouldnāt know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year
You wouldnāt know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry Ā and Draco just fucking tackle each other and start whooping each others asses and itās amazing.)
You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. Heās a walking gold mine and Itās upsetting the movies didnāt devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job)Ā
You wouldnāt know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either
You wouldnāt know Draco didnāt actually try and fight aĀ Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didnāt sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.
If you didnāt read the books you wouldnāt know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit youāve ever heard of.Ā
you also wouldnāt know that Harry was the only seeker who could beat him. That he suffered from quite severe depression in book five. Quit Quidditch, stopped seeing his friends. He was depressed to the point of looking physically sick. That when he confronted Dumbledore he said he had to kill Dumbledore because Voldemort had his family. Not because he was concerned for himself. You wouldnāt know that he was the only person able to find a way into Hogwarts passed Dumbledores protection spells.
Basically you wouldnāt know anything about Draco Malfoy.
one april fools day, fred and george decide to play the ultimate prank - doing absolutely nothing but pretending like they have
by midday, most of gryffindor house is on edge
A patronus, Harry tells Hermione, is acing a test and the warmth of a butterbeer between your hands. It is your friends holding you when you fall, and Ronās sparkling eyes when you whisper hi. And thereās an otter, swimming, and Hermione is blushing.
A patronus, Harry tells Ron, is Ginnyās shaky smile lighting up the world at the end of second year. It is winning the Quidditch World Cup, unwrapping yet another knitted jumper, and your startled surprise at the sight of Hermione punching Draco in the face. And thereās a dog, chasing the otter, and Ron is laughing.
A patronus, Harry tells Luna, is the feeling of starlight on your skin and grass between your bare toes. It is snow melting through your fingers, the magic your mother used to make, something singing in your heart when you stare at the impossible. And thereās a hare, jumping, and Luna is shining.
A patronus, Harry tells Cho, is Marietta shouting the lyrics of her favourite song, dancing in the rain during a storm. It is the look on Cedricās face when he saw you at the Yule Ball, his hand holding yours and never letting go. And thereās a swan, sliding, and Cho is crying.
A patronus, Harry tells Seamus, is Deanās funny expression when he is about to burst into laughter and the sound of a explosion that turns out right. It is the fireworks, bright flowers blossoming in the night sky; and the fire burning in your lungs as you fly. And thereās a fox, running, and Seamus is smirking.
A patronus, Harry tells Ginny, is the world expanding underneath you and the wind playing with your hair. It is dancing and laughing until there are tears on your cheeks, Mollyās disapproving voice and Arthurās amused eyes after one of the twinsā pranks. And thereās a horse, flying, and Ginny is grinning.
A patronus, Harry thinks, is that weird feeling that lives in his chest when the Room of Requirement glows silver, speaking of times when the world was golden.
So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius WarringtonĀ had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isnāt a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but itās a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things likeĀ āNO!ā or,Ā āWe canāt have a Slytherin champion!ā or demanding a retry. But heās a Slytherin- heās been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesnāt really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time heās also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins donāt forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesnāt care what house theyāre form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shoutingĀ āThis is for Cassius!ā
Imagine Harry returning with Warringtonās body, and the crowd realizes whatās happened, but Warringtonās parents donāt show up. Thereās no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.
Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. Theyāre terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because theyāre pureblood, they realize that he does not care.
Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledoreās Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter.Ā
Imagine the shock when theyāre told what heās really done.
Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.
Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.
Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They canāt let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.
Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.
Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemortās right-hand man, and theyāre slowly hitting the breaking point.
Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents wonāt be killed.
Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.
Imagine the final seige on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins knowĀ their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.
Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.
Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and its in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.
This is the best freaking post I have ever seen in my life
The fandom who are still crying over it
Oh, know the perils, read the signs, the warning history shows, for our Hogwarts is in danger from external, deadly foes And we must unite inside her or weāll crumble from within I have told you, I have warned youā¦ let the Sorting now begin.
Iāve been waiting for this gifset <3 look how great is is that the houses are interacting and not everything is so black-and-white-and-we-all-hate-slytherin. I love it.Ā
INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS SLYTHERINS HOLDING HANDS WITH GRYFFINDORS HUFFLEPUFFS DANCING WITH SLYTHERINS RAVENCLAWS DRINKING AND STUDYING WITH GRYFFINDORS AND HUFFPUFFS AHHHH
How much do you want to bet that the Gryffindors and Slytherin just get together to complain about how hard the homework is.
#all of this makes me feel like everyone but the main characters donāt actually care about house stuff#like everyone sits together in the great hall#and they all hang out#while the people the series focuses on are rlly clearly divided#everyone talks about how weird they are ( waytoochipper )
The most unrealistic part of Harry Potter isnāt the magic. Itās the fact that girls arenāt all over the guy who is world famous, the star athlete in the schoolās premier sport, the wizard equivalent of an Olympian, and savior of the world.
I mean they might have been. But they would of had to run Harry over with a bus for him to of noticed.
Kingās Cross today. Wizards and witches only. I wanna cry.
Omg I love this.
The fandom who are still crying over it
Ow ow ow I just have something like the Whomping Willow in my eyes
