i'm still here

🌟🌈🌙

[dandp]

I post from here btw

[queerdnp]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[zombiegiraffe]

this is sister daniel to me

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[philsmeatylegss]

The way Dan and Phil now have unlimited power by being able to confirm decade long head cannons is truly unmatched

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

positive affirmations

dan and phil are dan and phil

dan and phil are gay

you are gay

you will get through this podcast

it's a monday

you are hard

twitter isn't real

twitter can't hurt you

there is not a man in the room (besides your partner)

dan and phil are not in the corner of your room

dan and phil are not under your bed

you're a strong confident person and [ad placement]

[haloturnstables]

can you tell i miss her

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

hey sorry to be so sappy but dan and phil willingly and joyfully had their mii selves get married. it was the whole point. they worked towards their characters falling in love and committing to each other. for us. in front of us. they thought it was cute. hard launch era i love you.

[bleachblondephil]

if you didn't love me at my

you don't deserve me at my

[boitterfly]

ilya entering that hospital room sick to his stomach teeth ground to dust spirit crushed under the weight of their circumstances prepared to have an extremely difficult conversation and shane immediately hitting him with this

[manforsale]

[dyingsnail]

he really kicked his pussy up the wall wall with this video

[birdsofanarchy]

Trinity Santos walks into the Pitt everyday with a bucket of unresolved trauma, a toxic yuri situationship, and Dennis Whitaker hanging off her belt like a labubu and still manages to serve cunt

[my-dailydreams]

[thegorgeousunwell]

-Lestat, probably.

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[mohamano]

are they silly or what

[phagonphlesbian]