kirby historian

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

[meimetchi-deactivated20251007]

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

[trekinist]

> The Stalker says he can take me to the Zone

> I ask if the Zone is creepy or wet

> He doesn't understand

> I light a cigarette and make my speech about what constitutes something being creepy or wet

> He does not laugh and says "The Zone demands respect"

> it's creepy AND wet

[podracer]

Dune if I was in charge

[hotvampireadjacent]

[neverwonderneverremember]

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

[papayajuan2019]

[sapphling]

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

[hobbies306540111]

we teach fujoshis to shrink themselves to make themselves smaller we say to fujoshis you can have ambition but not too much

[strawberry-crocodile]

Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

[ovaruling]

girls in my phone hear me when i say my one and only hope for you all is that it goes fantastic for you and that your head cooperate with your body

[woolstation-deactivated20210603]

my favorite is s&g songs about tough guy stuff. “I held up and robbed a liquor store” no you did not paul simon

[mystical-one]

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[kirkaut]

I am fucking. Obsessed with the menu of this Asian fusion place on Uber eats. Hold on.

[kirkaut]

[kirkaut]

[theonyxranger]

[txttletale]

playing civilization v but looking up after every turn and shaking my head so everyone knows i dont agree with colonialism

[poplockandcroc-deactivated20251]

I think about this image almost everyday