Teh Blog

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”

[tayaf]

[serialswiftie-blog]

To the person who did this, I WILL FIND YOU  and you’ll be my friend whether you want it or not

[bmn205]

THIS IS SO COOL

[macaronis-deactivated20140614]

what information does that government even wanna collect from the internet???? the fact that ive been trying to tip the iceberg on club penguin for 8 years???

[brittany-snow]

requested by anon

[randomshipsforpitchperfect]

There are two kinds of people :P

[maryeunice]

IVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

[lledxela]

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

[supahloser-blog]

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

[catgotyoururl-deactivated201411]

Don’t tell me what to do?? I’m taking this to the school board

[autoheal]

#knocks 13x9 pan of brownies off the table of the PTA bakesale#Fight Me Helen

[bulbabushka]

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

[taylortownsend]

[octoberreads]

It’s Fuckboy

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

Accomplishment of the year 2015

[theafictionado]

villains with tragic backstories

[socrappily-deactivated20140302]

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

[angogabloggian]

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

[starksnstripes]

[christophrnolan]

I love that everyone just knows

[ishipanarmada]

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

[chrispineofficial]

“can i read it?”

[dil-howlters-gay-dads]

“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

[tries]

nicki minaj is 30

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how

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she was born 30 years ago

[jonathantaylorthomas]

Apparently Nicki unfollowed a bunch of fans on Twitter for bashing Taylor and her mom bc Taylor beat the vevo record…

[astreana]

People LOOOOVE to paint Nicki as this jealous, bitter woman when in actuality, she uplifts and vehemently defends them. I can imagine Nicki sending over a basket with a perfumed handwritten note to Taylor, congratulating her on her win

[flawlesstrueperfection-deactiva]

the first step towards confidence is not being afraid to be ugly

once you get over the fear of being unattractive and stop equating beauty with other good things in life (friends, love, happiness) it’s a lot easier to love yourself unconditionally

your job is not to sit around and be pretty and easy on everyone else’s eyes

your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and look however the fuck you want while doing it

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she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

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omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

[dopaminx]

I thought this was a college student getting really excited about sleep

[greyjustinbieber]

Fun Pitch-Perfect Facts

#1 When the girls sing Torn in the tent, it was improv’d by Brittany (Chloe) herself.

#2 Final performance, they sing “squirrels!” instead of “girls!” when they shout “who run the world? GIRLS!”

#3 The casts never knew what Rebel (Fat Amy)’s lines were until the camera rolled. *Its even funnier to see their faces trying not to laugh especially AnnaK*. And even if they laughed, it’d be cut and they had to redo the tape, Rebel kept changing the jokes.

#4 There was supposed to be a scene where Beca kissed goodbye to Jesse because he’s off to LA. *Aca-god has looked down on the Bechloe fandom*.

#5 There are 2 versions of the campfire Cup Song. One starting with Chloe and another with Beca.

#6 Both John and Gail lines arent scripted. Their goal is to just say anything until the crews laugh.

#7 Elizabeth (director) asked Anna K whether or not they could make fun of her height in the movie.

#8 Sia wrote Flashlight.

#9 Off the performances, Fat Amy is never not in pink.

#10 Beca and Chloe were originally written to be bisexuals.

#11 The yellow cup Chloe had during Emily audition, acapella party and Fat Amy song, clearly has a message behind it since she always held the cup right where the camera was. *Yes that has to be the cup Beca used in PP1 for cup song.* **Im sensing the production lost the original cup**

#12 Before signing the contracts for PP2, the girls contacted each other to make sure everybody’s doing it. “Everybody’s started texting each other. Are you doing it? Cause i’ll do if you do. But i dont wanna do if you’re not doing.”

[wooliest]

?????

[swampgallows]

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

[silentcartoon]

[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]