grund defense squad

the good good d&d group Blag

[skarchomp]

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

[skarchomp]

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

[skarchomp]

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[doomedyuri]

creepy as fuck, but also amazing [tweet]

[feywildwest]

Found the creature- it’s called an Oblex and it appears in Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes along with art of the kid’s player character! They’re apparently the result of Mindflayer experimentation on Oozes and they’re sick as fuck, you can read about them in <a href=“https://www.google.com/amp/comicbook.com/gaming/amp/2018/05/23/dungeons-and-dragons-make-a-wish-mordenkainens-tome-of-foes/”>this article! (X)</a>

[latadelixo]

[rate-my-reptile]

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

Me

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i really hate that one comic thats like “Boy bullies trans girl when they’re kids, but when they’re adults, he thinks she’s super hot” Here’s a better idea , for a comic, “boy bullies trans girl when they’re kids, but when they’re adults, she cleaves him in half with a zweihander” 

[gummynebula]

i don’t think y’all know how big a zweihander is

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

No, I am Aware. it’s the perfect size for killing bad men.

[probablybard]

what dnd is actually like

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

more like

[adeptbeta]

[c-rowlesblogs]

watching Planet Earth 2

I love komodo dragons so much, and I support and endorse them 100%, but oh my god, they’re so drooly. They’re like the Saint Bernards of reptiles.

get a paper towel! Wipe your face!!

[meyltje-deactivated20210226]

… and they have gorgeous dark eyes!

[c-rowlesblogs]

Oh, absolutely. A person could get lost in those eyes.

[district3-deactivated20230204]

New alignment chart

[echomortis]

🤔

[jame7t]

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

[jame7t]

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

[jame7t]

sloth and pride make Bottoming

[babyanimalgifs]

Look how happy this gecko is with his little gecko toy

[urbanfarmzine-deactivated201807]

A stone-carved house built by a 15th Century Romanian Monk.

[hashtagkru]

i cant believe a fucking pro life zootopia comic meme reminded me to post this here

what a #mome

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

“Just so you know, the carpet matches the drapes,” Medusa said with a wink so sexual that it made me feel like I had to pee. She leaned in really close to my sweating face and continued, “I am completely covered in little snakes down there.“ 

I anxiously gulped a comically loud gulp.

“A bunch of lil’ snakers,” she whispered.  

[grumsal]

[hashtagkru]

3 sessions left. whos ready to die

[velocitydebris]

[tacograbbingbastard]

+10 aggro

[art-nimals]

this is exactly the type of news i need in my life