hatchetta

she/her hatchetfield fanpage

[finnthepartyboy]

I get bored sometimes (wow these are fun to make)

Soooo many photos

[hyper-alice]

More textposts

[let-me-puke-in-your-mouth-em]

steph is simaltaneously sapiosexial and moronsexual. pete is really smart but also really stupid. do you understand me.

[finnthepartyboy]

got bored again

Some of them I thought the username matched so I left it fully in and I think you could tell which ones

[let-me-puke-in-your-mouth-em]

one of my favourite lines in “if i loved you” is when steph says “sure, i’m a sapiosexual, you’re intellectual / but i cut my lover losses when i can”. she basically says “you fit my standards of attractiveness. totally not attracted to you though.”

[sonayesul]

i like that in every lautski universe pete doesn't even attempt to actually flirt with steph at the start, he just exists with autism and she falls to her knees for him about it

[zeke-the-nighthawk]

Made Hatchetverse fake twt stuff I forgot to post here so here’s that

[roach-with-the-most]

[modern-tina-denmark]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die incorrect quotes part 1: Lautski time

[wups-up]

Having an eldritch horror god tell your crush to shoot you has got to be in the top ten worst ways to find out your crush likes you back.

[atalanta133]

Hatchetfield: where the Power of Love always works in every timeline but JUST for Two Specific Teenagers and those Two Specific Teenagers ONLY. Everyone else? Tragic ending and unfulfilled yearning times one billion trillion.

[hyper-alice]

Text posts again

[runawaysfromthepride]

[dizziful-clown]

[nabwastaken]

Saw this and it was so them coded

[arkrow]

[hatchetta]

the thing about grace chasity is that there is always a dormant bloodlust in her brain and the second she takes one life (typically in self defense) it unlocks and overtakes her completely and i think that thats so neat