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People in my notes of my youth liberation post keep asking me if I think kids should be allowed in bars, and it's driving me up the wall for two main reasons:
1. My original post was talking about the ways I watched my mother get harassed for bringing toddlers to *the grocery store.* Jumping to "omg so you think kids should be allowed in BARS?!" is a hell of a stretch.
2. If you have to be 18 or 21 to get into a bar/club, duh, that's not a place for kids. They check ID at the door for a reason. But not every bar is like that. My favorite local bar is actually a brewery and family pub with board games and big tables for game nights. They host food trucks and have a nice outdoor seating area. I have been up there for multiple community events that welcome kids and families. I have literally held a toddler at the pub while their mama got herself a glass of cider from the bar as an "I just stopped breastfeeding and can have a drink again" treat. Family-friendly establishments that also serve alcohol are, like, 100% a thing. Hell, *Applebee's* has both a kids' menu and an alcohol menu.
HUDCON WEEK 2026 Day 4 — May 14: Favorite Quote ↪ “I read with two other guys who were up for the role of Shane. He was the third one. Jacob texted me at that point and was like, ‘So, who do you like?’ And I was like, ‘Hudson, obviously.’ And then he was like, ‘Yeah, me too.’ We're kind of just like soulmates, you know? You know those people that you just instantly click with and you're like, ‘Okay, you're mine.’ When I read with Hudson, they were like, ‘All right, guys, whenever you're ready.’ And then their little Zoom bubble went away, and it was just Hudson and I. We just kind of looked at each other for like 5 seconds and didn't say anything. We just looked at each other, and just kind of did nothing, and then kind of just laughed, and then that started the scene.” — Connor Storrie / this quote and so many others are my favorites, sorry again??? 😭💕
i just love the idea of Jack Abbot treating everyone younger than him in the ER like his kid.
he never had a chance to have one (his wife died. RIP to that diva, she managed to bag a fucking star of a husband before departing) and now is using the illimitated amount of student doctors coming in as a way to cure his never ending empty nest syndrome.
i just know that he has a very specific nickname for every single one of them.
and everyone is so used to it that when he doesn't do that with Samira all hell breaks lose. he MUST hate her. what is going on???
WHY'S THE ER DAD MEAN TO THE NEW RESIDENT?!
but no. he just wants to get in her bed. the fucking loser
$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.
if theres one stupid thing abt me that i consistently do it's that if there's something on sale for like 59¢ or 70¢ or whatever i'll probably buy it no matter how superfluous it is to me just for the sheer novelty of something being under a dollar. even after tax and everything! like damn bitch it smells like 1950 up in here get the leaded gas
Hockey world: “omg are we actually going to see the sweet side of Ilya that made Shane fall now that they are out ??”
Hollanov: “Erm! actually! Shane is the one that was repressing his true self!
(if you are good than maybe it makes up for the ‘bad thing’ you are doing)
and Surprise he is ALSO a cocky asshole when he’s no longer scared of the world!”
Shane: *chirping his ass off and flirting loudly with Ilya*
Ilya doesn’t change one bit after the reveal. Shane however releases his inner feral animal.
Remember in 1.05, when Rose Landry says to Shane, “You’re secretly one of the funniest people I know.” Note the “secretly”. Shane has spent his entire career so media-trained that he only ever displays his sarcastic, cunty side in private.
And where did all that media training get him? Run out of Montreal on a rail. From now on Shane will not be holding back any longer. His public image is bland. His actual personality is not. And he’s reached the point where he’s starting to care less about presenting the perfect media trained image. Since it did him no good at all when the chips were down.
I think the OP is right. The public will be seeing a much funnier, much more savage, and more truthful Shane from now on. I’m not saying he’ll forget all his media training. But he’s going to lighten up and let bits and pieces of his cunty, hilarious real personality show through from time to time.
Yuna will be worried at first . But in fact, behaving like a Real Boy (with a wicked sense of humour) somehow makes him more popular. Finally, a Shane Hollander who occasionally breaks free of his Most Boring Man in Hockey public persona and turns out to be hilarious.
Hockey Twitter will go insane.
ottawa centaurs to the media: yeah it really is such an honour to have shane hollander and ilya rozanov on our team. two of the best players in the league and amazing leaders who are paving the way for inclusivity in hockey. who wouldn't want to play with someone like that, you know
ottawa centaurs behind closed doors: ok im sorry i cant fucking stand them anymore every time they're in the same room it makes me want to vomit. did u see how roz growled the other day when hollander took his jersey off. he wasn't even shirtless he was just wearing a long sleeve shirt underneath and i swear to god im about to commit a hate crime—don’t look at me like that barrett i know we’re gay but this is not what we came out for
NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.
THE PITT 2.15 • 9:00 P.M.
“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”
That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too
He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker
Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever
Baby's first rotating blorbos
Y’all are great I love y’all
Everyone say “thank you crying baby”
quickly, think of a vine!!! ok, was it...
this bitch empty....YEET
look at alllllllll these chickens
i said whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe
road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE????
hurricane katrina? more like hurricane TORTILLA
back at it at the krispy kreme
FRE SHA VOCADO
and they were ROOMMATES
I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read
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fingers in his mouth friday‼️
hello mtv, this is my series called "accidental horny"
part one
this how white men look after they tell a joke & think they ate
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