Haunted EDible

my page is a shit post they/them

[queeryearningg]

when girls giggle when you kiss them >>>

[anxietyproblem]

[hamishwatson]

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

[trickstertime]

Ok but let me practice the clapping first incase I mess it up.

[anxietyproblem]

[mephostophilis]

i think we all peaked on the 21st of october 2014

[mephostophilis]

[mephostophilis]

happy anniversary

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[sunny-side-vertical]

sending love to all those who are going through a difficult time right now:

💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛

[anxietyproblem]

[isappho-deactivated20240418]

in this household, we love and support trans folk and make sure they always feel welcome and safe

[knightofdandelions]

[1st-1]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

  I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years.  Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.”   Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…

[pinkblunts-glitter-deactivated2]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[anxietyproblem]

INSTAGRAM

[midnightpulses]

I like this “best of” compilation

[thatonerandomauthor]

I laughed too much at some of these

[thelostself]

Sorry if I’m not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water, folks!