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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
at some point in your life you will be adding vanilla extract to some manner of sweet baking and you will think “that is not enough vanilla.” this is the devil speaking. seriously, I am the devil baker, I am telling you now, add more vanilla, so much more vanilla, that recipe is full of shit and you should no more obey a sweet recipe’s vanilla content than you should a savory recipe’s garlic content.
who in bts + svt would do the "if we're single by 40 let's get married" thing 😋 i love your work btw! i keep re-reading bc i have attachment issues with fics (/pos)
A/N: bestie, I am literally ot7 and ot13 - I would love to say all of them! Also, thank you lol ily & I’m so happy you enjoy my works!! I had fun trying to make this creative but true to how I see them in my head lol so I hope it entertains y’all like it does for me!
He says it when he hands you a candy ring during recess in the third grade. You're eight, and you think you know what love is, but also the only things you know you love are art class and sitting next to him during lunch.
You are offered the candy ring with the utmost seriousness an eight-year-old could muster, and you can't help but giggle and blush, your heart racing from running around on the playground for the last twenty minutes with him. You accept it, and it's eaten by the time school is out.
And by the weekend, you've forgotten the vow the young boy gave you, but he hasn't.
Fast forward to when you are four years post-grad, you have not only forgotten the vow said on a sunny afternoon, but also the pretty boy who held your hand during class without fail. It wasn't your fault that you had moved in your fourth year, so it's not even on your mind as you gather with your friends for your 26th birthday that your past would come back to haunt you.
Well, not until he shows up unannounced. He's grown from being that third-grader, both tall and big now, and handsome too. He captures everyone's eyes as he saunters up with an easy smile that he directs only to you. When he leans in, his eyes are sparkling, and you know your tummy isn't the only thing flipping upside down; your life is about to as well.
"Hey, birthday girl, I'm a little early, but I'm not waiting till we're forty. You were always mine, even before I gave you that candy ring."
- Seungcheol, Jeonghan, Hoshi, Minghao, Dino, Taehyung
He has to be having a stroke when he suggests it. Or the summer air has finally gotten to his head. The air conditioning had gone out in his dorm room, and instead of lounging in the library or an Internet cafe, he’s found himself at your doorstep.
And now, both of you are sprawled out on the laminate tile floor your college chose for your room. The ceiling fan spins round and round, blowing a soft breeze on top of you, and you are trying to figure out if you have enough energy to walk across campus for ice cream when he suggests it.
This heat wave is no joke, and you are convinced he’s having a heat stroke, not taking him seriously at all. “Fuck, what are the symptoms of heat stroke again?” You gasp, and he rolls his eyes, a smile forming on his face as he nudges his sock-covered toe into your knee.
“Hey, I’m a catch.” He muses, and you huff, sitting up on your elbows to give him a look.
“Yeah, you saying that definitely convinces me.” And you both share a look before busting out in laughter that makes you almost forget about the ice cream that’s calling your name in the mess hall.
“No, but seriously. Let’s just marry if we are both single by then. What do you say?”
You mumble, moving further up until your foot knocks into his foot again before you are fully standing. “I’ll marry you the moment we graduate if you buy me ice cream right now.”
You say it jokingly, but he’s grabbing your hand, pulling you from your room like a man on a mission. “Want toppings on your ice cream, too? Fuck, let’s just buy everything.”
- Joshua, Jun, Mingyu, DK, Seungkwan, Vernon, Jimin, Jungkook
He’s a little drunk when he says it, but he has to be a little drunk to be here.
Somehow, he finds himself at a ten year anniversary for his high school graduation, and it seemed like you two were the only ones who hadn’t immediately married or popped out babies the moment the diploma was secured in your hands.
You didn’t know him personally during your high school days, but you knew of him, and you always knew he would make a name for himself. And he did, he’d become wildly successful in less than ten years, and it was because he was like you: focused, ambitious, and hard working.
I mean, it’s how you found yourself nearing thirty and not married, which you were fine with, but you didn’t really know his excuse. Either way, it was clear your former classmates didn’t approve of it.
Both of you had gone through a few hours of explaining what both of you did as a job now, and the minute on of you confirmed you didn’t have kids or a spouse, suddenly the accomplishments you guys had earned seemed to not shine as bright in your former classmate’s eyes.
It was a little ridiculous, truly. But even you were a little surprised he hadn’t settled down yet, because even though you hadn’t been close to him in your teens, it didn’t mean you hadn’t thought he was attractive or had a little crush on him back in the day. Everyone in school loved him, and anyone would be lucky to have him in your opinion.
But what you didn’t know, was that he had felt the same about you.
The only reason he is at this function is in the hopes he’d see you again. As a busy and successful man, he didn’t have time to try and find you online and reach out, so he thought this would be his best opportunity to throw himself out there. It’s crazy, and a little unconventional, but if it means he can show you he’s the man for you, he’ll tell you the pact like it’s a joke.
But he definitely plans to make it true. Hopefully, before either of you is forty- and he’s pretty confident because he always gets everything he wants, and you’ve always been what he's wanted most.
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This more than anything else has made me angry about AI. It's infuriating. It's stupid and unnecessary to do this to the environment. It's not making food. It's not powering cities. It's literally just doing busy work for us so we can cheat at life. It makes me want to break things. I HATE AI for hurting earth. My job is environmentalism. Nothing I do will ever make a fraction of a difference when I'm fighting this. I want to die.
i feel this. cuz i agree. this so-called ai isn't producing anything we need. it isn't actually helping us do our jobs. it isn't actually making anyone's life easier. nobody fucking wants this shit. and it's causing nations around the world to blow past their emissions reduction targets that are necessary to avoid the worse of climate change. and wasting fresh water that is already a scarce resource globally. it's the worst. and it needs to stop. and people who use it should feel ashamed for using it. don't support this shit. you're adding to the destruction of our collective future for NOTHING.
i mean, cars and car infrastructure and car dependent cities are very bad for the climate. but at least cars can get you from one physical place to another. this ai shit is just lowering the bar of quality, originality, and intelligence while further increasing the already massive wealth and power gap from the richest and the poorest.
god. anyway
An upsetting amount of people have been accusing my friends of being scammers. It fills me with so much sadness that beyond the constant physical threat of bombs and bullets, people internationally threaten their ability to even call out for help by attempting to label them as liars.
Mohammed, his daughter Mona, and their whole family, have been trapped in Gaza for the entirety of the two year onslaught.
The UN has only recently declared it a genocide due to the ground invasion currently happening in Gaza.
I can provide you no more definitive proof of the validity of their identity, and their status, than Mona holding up my name in front of their tent.
Please help my friend.
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