shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola
Origami Around
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Kaledo Art
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@hauntinghamburger
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DONāT BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
REBLOGGING SO HARD.
YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF
GET šš¼ RID šš¼ OF šš¼ ACE/AROPHOBIA šš¼
im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,
REBLOG THIS ALREADY!
this gun is way too big!!!
this is a gun that is too damn big!
cāmon now son, put the big gun down. this is a job for a big axe
my son. my giant onion son. do not go the way of the giant conflict. you may be very large too, but your heart is bigger.
for those of you choosing to protest in the coming days: best of luck, my heart is with you, be prepared, and do not document your activities in a way that could incriminate you or your peers online. i joke about the feds, but state surveillance is absolutely real, and one of the lesser known actions obama recently did on his way out was give more power to the NSA. donāt be on that fone!
wheres the vine of the guy singingĀ āi want to see my little boyā and theres a guy holding a cat and he saysĀ āhere he comesā and then the guy sings the first part again while zooming in on the cat,,,,,, i swear this vine exists its by the same ppl who did the you better watch out vine
This human zen warmup sketch got a lot out of hand
this is how bernie can still win
what a doll
get yourself a Jeffrey
i hope we all get girlfriends in 2017
but does that cow have a visa though?!š
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some handy tips for drawing men that look like men and women that look like women:
on average, a manās shoulders should be around 2.5 to 3 heads wide. a womanās shoulders should be infinite, extending like an eternal flesh ribbon into the howling vortex of time and space
men do NOT have body hair. men have NO hair. men are genetically incapable of growing hair. stop drawing hairy men. stop drawing men altogether. men do NOT exist
DONāT forget the luxurious pelt that all women sport, grown from birth and increasing in length indefinitely until death, typically attaining lengths of up to three metres
women have wider hips than men, who have no hips at all, only negative space and mc escher optical illusions
remember, men and women have different sex characteristics. men have flat chests, tails, and 23 gherkins. women have a narrow waist, known as a āwasp waistā, two pairs of wings, and either an ovipositor or a stinger
women are WASPS
theyāre fucking BUGS you piece of SHIT
ā ā ļ¼¦ļ¼Æļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼Æļ¼· Ā ļ¼¦ļ¼Æļ¼² Ā ļ¼ļ¼Æļ¼²ļ¼„ Ā ļ¼£ļ¼„ļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼²ļ¼”ļ¼¬ Ā ļ¼·ļ¼”ļ¼³ļ¼° Ā ļ¼ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼Æļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼“ļ¼ØĀ ā ā
did i do it right
:slams REBLOG button:
And the list goes on ā¦
It is *destroying* Cheeto Hitler that nobody who is worth a damn wants to be present for, or perform at, his inauguration. Good. Fuck him and his illegitimate presidency. I hope heās miserable.
Ok with this being said, Iād like to speak in defense of one of the groups that is performing for the inauguration.
The Rockettes are being hired out to perform for him. These girls actively cannot turn down the job without being blacklisted from dancing. We shouldnāt be angry with those girls, who are trying to survive and live their dream and make an honest living, but rather the asshat whoās hiring them out, who Iāve heard has at least some connection to Trump, being a major Mogul who runs the agency that schedules performances for different dance companies and so on in NY.
So Iām sorry if anyone disagrees, but I feel really bad for the Rockettes, because I have a friend who is being forced to perform at the inauguration if she wants to continue being part of the literal 1.4% of dancers in NYC to actually have a paying job they can live off of, and I know many of those girls are in the same situation, just doing what they have to to keep their jobs.
So if you want to be angry, be angry at Trump and at the guy who is selling out the Rockettes for his inauguration. But please, do not boycott the Rockettes for this. Theyāre hardworking, talented women who donāt deserve to be shunned by their audiences just because they canāt do anything to refuse this job and still make a living to survive.
to all my muslim, jewish and non Christmas celebrating followers, hope youāre having a safe time and enjoying the Christmas sales
2017 mood
Hell yea!!!!!!!
In Canada, Christmas doesnāt exist. Instead they have Moosemas, in which a giant red moose delivers maple syrup bottles to all the good little Canadians.
merry christmas to everyone who didnāt get presents today because their family couldnāt afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldnāt make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays werenāt how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year
