HAUS|OF|MARIANO @hausofmariano - Tumblr Blog

big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

people keep tagging this ‘fernando alonso’ and i was like who tf is that???? so I looked it up and he’s a race car driver. from spain. so, for sure my favorite shakespeare character

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

I’ve made a grave mistake acknowledging this

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

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Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here…

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

twerklina

super-affection

maxkonbo

the year is 2013

tiktoksthataregood-ish

nuclearseazons

newly leaked marina & the diamonds outtakes from ‘electra heart’ (2011) by casper balslev

tiktoksthataregood-ish

babyanimalgifs

A family of raccoons photobombed a wedding photoshoot

(Source)

gluten-free-pussy

Those are the bridesmaids

bunjywunjy

Ooooh how about some cursed raccoon facts?

raccoons are curious and extremely tactile animals so if you go camping in the US and forget to zip your tent flap, you make wake up suddenly in the middle of the night to find tiny hands running sensually though your hair.

grumpygreenwitch

BUNJY WHY.

bunjywunjy

:)

SENSUAL TOUCH

surprisebitch

STEAL HER LOOK

Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)

Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00

Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75

Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00

Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)

Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)

Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

wereralph

please bring this meme back

mens-rights-activia

^^^^^^^but actually omg

folkandfemme-deactivated2026011

i looked into why the clothes memes died out and it turns out the site everyone was using got sold and the company that bought it just threw it out sorry outfit memes

surprisebitch

what? there was a site? i actually just described each part of the outfit the girl was wearing vividly and googled it. for example, “plus size royal blue leggings” and then checked which designers sold the clothing for added prestige haha anyone can do this meme :)