The Mind of This Particular Philosopher

I'll fly out to the stars with you. Lets just not burn up in the sun.

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[antimony-ore]

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

[figgyblossom]

how do u pronounce Spiders Georg??

George (Like "of the Jungle")

Gorge (like a narrow valley)

I don't pronounce it, I just read it and hear nothing in my head🙄

Other (tell me in the tags!)

Vanilla extract (beating this ever further into the ground)

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hey 2000s kids do u wanna know smth that’s gonna make you feel old as fuck

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

frozen will be ten years old this year

[ankle-beez]

[vividoll-xx]

if you don't booyah back i am killing both of us

[mythgendered]

[0v9]

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

[ryebreadgf]

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[lithominium]

You’re not casting

[byjove]

Every time someone says “Babies don’t belong on flights.” parents get soooo angry. The bottom line is DO NOT PARTAKE IN AIR TRAVEL WITH YOUR INFANT UNLESS YOU QUITE LITERALLY HAVE NO CHOICE, your newborn will not enjoy Disneyland, pediatricians quite literally advise you to not plan a long distance vacation in your child’s first 6 months of life. The airport and air travel in general is unhealthy and stressful for babies. STOP BRINGING YOUR FUCKING BABY ON THE PLANE UNLESS IT IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION. It is not selfish kid-hating behavior to say “Don’t travel with your kid until they’re older and vaccinated and don’t travel with your kid if you know it’s going to be a negative experience for them.” The screaming is a secondary problem to the fact you’re lugging your fresh out of the womb tot through a bacterial and viral breeding ground to be trapped in an overstimulating metal capsule in the sky for hours.

[mooncalfe-art]

ガメラ

[gentlier]

[geezerwench]

Let your garden sleep in. For the pollinators.

[leebrontide]

Good for bugs! Good for the environment! Good for the quality of your soil!

For once, laziness and procrastination are the better, kinder, more ethical rout! Revel in it!

[plaguedoctormemes]

So-called “free thinkers” when they see vanilla extract as an option in a poll

[prole-log]

[firecrackrz-deactivated20260209]

[saturninemartial]

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

The lumpfish

this one is stumpy and green

very beautiful

very powerful

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023