A little bit of glitter in the grey

Marvel trash Geraskier 25 Writing Commissions: Open!

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[loopityboop-deactivated20221117]

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

[lilyrosegold]

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[redbelles]

2020: The Year From Hell

inspired by: this & this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lokihiddleston]

TOM HIDDDLESTON as LOKI LAUFEYSON in ‘Loki series’

— Official Clip Disney+

[hawkandbard]

Hello RP side of Tumblr!

It’s been a hot minute since I did a search for new partners but here I am. My usual sources are dry and I have a mighty need to make superheroes kiss each other.

A little intro to me:

My name is Hawk (okay, it’s Hannah), I’m 25 and I have been role-playing for around eleven years now. It is a huge part of my life and linked dangerously to my mental health. In short... I reply a lot. Don’t worry if you’re more of a once a week kind of player though, I’m not here to exclude anyone who loves writing and world building as much as I do! Usually I find my partners on omegle but I’m looking for long term and people I can really bounce with, rather than the content I’m currently finding there, if I find anything at all.

My Fandoms and ships

Marvel Cinematic Universe – My ship list is extensive here, chances are if the characters are of age and you can give me a half sentence of why they should be together, I’ll give it a shot. MxM only.

The Witcher – Geraskier. I have a need. Jaskier is my preferred character to play here.

Currently that’s it I’m afraid for Fandoms. I may be convinced to do OC roleplays but not within fandom worlds or against fandom characters. I’ve had some bad experiences and though that doesn’t reflect on you, I’m jaded. But I love world building and character creation so please don’t be afraid.

Limits –

Your standard trigger warnings go here, and here is where I say I’m very bad at writing NSFW scenes so I prefer to skip over these in RP. RP isn’t solely for smut for me, I’m legitimately in it for the plot so if you can’t see yourself being able to fade to black as it were, we’re not a match. Other things can always be discussed.

I think I’ve rambled quite enough for the time being so please DM me if you’d like to plot things out with me at any point. If I don’t respond quickly it’s because Tumblr keeps eating my messages so hit me up on discord @ Hawk#8727

[youwinglessthing]

[joeybateydearly]

As you might imagine, dear reader, it was not the end at all, nay, ‘twas not even the beginning!

– Jaskier canonically breaking the fourth wall

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“Your trauma made you stronger”

It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though

[patroclusdefencesquad]

geralt : for five minutes...could you not be yourself? for five! minutes!

[lunchador]

Winterhawk with a sprinkle of time travel for @hawksonfire

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[hawkandbard]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Another commissioned piece. Thank you so much for the beautiful prompt. As ever, commissions remain open. Please get in touch to discuss if you’d like me to write for you! 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Multi-Era, 1940s, Sick Steve Rogers, Sick Character, Fluff and Angst, Reading, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Gift Fic Summary:

When Steve was sick, Bucky would sit in vigil by his bedside and read.

Now, almost a century later, Steve returns the favour.

[fineas-and-pherb]

[hawkandbard]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Another commissioned piece. Thank you so much for the beautiful prompt. As ever, commissions remain open. Please get in touch to discuss if you'd like me to write for you! 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Multi-Era, 1940s, Sick Steve Rogers, Sick Character, Fluff and Angst, Reading, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Gift Fic Summary:

When Steve was sick, Bucky would sit in vigil by his bedside and read.

Now, almost a century later, Steve returns the favour.

[everythingfox]

Strange plant 🤔

[hawkandbard]

Just a ‘lil Geraskier drabble

The setting mattered not; a stage was a stage and should there be a singular person beyond Geralt in attendance then Jaskier had an audience. In this instance, a mead covered table in a squalid tavern in an even seedier part of whatever town it was they had stumbled into, was the perfect stage for one such bard, who today did not sing but stood to trill the praises of his companion. It hadn’t taken much; someone calling for help and he was up, holding Geralt’s arm in the air with a grin.

“We have a volunteer! My lords, my ladies… and…” His hand turned in the air, rolling it as he found the words. “Everyone else, I suppose. That is rather a lot of you, isn’t it. What a pleasure to be each and every one of you in the presence of this man. I have the privilege, nay, I have the pleasure of introducing to you the White Wolf himself! A Witcher who’s very flesh tells tale of his numerous wins ‘gainst the beasts you seek to slay!”

He had caught their attention now. And as such, Jaskier came into his own.

“Now, will there be any takers? Surely you would not pass up an opportunity such as this? Have you not heard the tales?”

Jaskier had done this enough now that Geralt had given up stopping him. Given up and resigned himself to handing the lute up to the posturing bard and covering his face in the embarrassment of the familiar song. “Toss a coin to your Witcher.” ((For more of my writing content in this fandom and others, please consider supporting my Patreon. I will accept writing prompts as often as I can from Patrons! https://www.patreon.com/Hawkwrites))