I'm not indecisive, I just can't decide

Honestly I hardly used this but it's mostly memes and dumb stuff so gg have fun

[actualdogvines]

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[cryoverkiltmilk]

he’s coming to get you

he’s coming to get you

he’s coming to get you

he’s here

he got you

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

[drfitzmonster]

A HEALING VIDEO

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHOLESOME CONTENT

[frillaei]

My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup

[boethiah]

when you successfully resist a self-destructive impulse

[acoolsuggestion]

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

[livards]

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

[janjas]

WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER

[dulect]

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

[mymodernmet]

Pop-Up Bed Tent Easily Offers Privacy for Anyone With Anxiety

[boku-no-miko]

OH MY GOD I WANT 50.

[ofbodiesofcities]

E N T E R  T H E  D  E  P  R  E  S  S  I  O  N   C  A  V  E

[newtgeiszler]

SENSORY MUTING HUT

[von-aegirs]

NOW ENTERING: THE NUT HUT

[jeanqrey]

[toytowns]

whoever was in charge of animating her hair deserves every award known to man

[candiikismet]

Wow

[christopher-dorito-evans]

Omg!! Scott!! 😂😂😂

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[ultraswam]

A real ride or die.

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

[c3rvida3]

Dungeon Master Tip: D&D can be difficult to really get into for people who aren’t used to improv, because a lot of the time, they feel vulnerable and nervous about taking it seriously. To balance silly vibes and serious vibes and make sure your players are having fun in a way that moves the story along, stick a googly eye on your forehead. It’s a whimsical way to remind your shithead idiot friends that you’re their omnipotent god now, and that you can, and will, murder all of their characters if they keep guessing “dildo” as the answer to your puzzles, even when the puzzles aren’t text-based or even puzzles at all, like, what the fuck, guys, you just keep pausing every few turns and asking, “Is the answer dildo?” What’s up with that? Tell me how “dildo” is the answer to a boss battle. No, I’d love to know. I’m waiting. I can wait all day. I gots pajamas on under this velvet Party City cloak, I’m comfy as hell.

[c3rvida3]

Dungeon Master Tip #2: Don’t post things like this on a blog that your players follow, unless you want fifteen bags of free stick-on googly eyes.

[blairwitchgroupproject]

SUCH A LOOK

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[wally-jo]

:(

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[brownbinch]

life is hard but my titty is soft