Blehh, current wip rn. Totally not a yume ship of me x Mike Morton
Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
occasionally subtle

Origami Around
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oozey mess
Xuebing Du

if i look back, i am lost
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
dirt enthusiast

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Sade Olutola
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@head-injuries
Blehh, current wip rn. Totally not a yume ship of me x Mike Morton
just gonna leave this here for anybody who wants it
free copies of:
the bonnie and clyde proshot
hadestown
the great gatsby(jeremy jordan)
dear evan hansen
jekyll and hyde
ride the cyclone
Next to normal proshot
enjoy!
Boo! Guess who's back alive! I finally remembered my login info, so now Head Injuries is up and running again!
Boring old werewolf instincts:
Sexual jealousy
Constant aggression
Rigid hierarchy
Must win sports
Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™
Eat people
Cool new werewolf instincts:
There is no five second rule
Corvids are friends
Hang out as a pack
Karaoke
Gotta pee
Also consider:
Separation anxiety
Unconditional love and loyalty
Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position
Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits
Hating the vacuum cleaner
Wanting to do everything with friends
Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door
Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)
Taking advantage of any and all free food
Werewolf-vampire solidarity
Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard
Boundless energy
Too much energy
Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty
Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point
Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot
Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours
Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.
Snoring
Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it
Getting way too friendly with random strangers
Being in a love-hate relationship with water
Digging. For no reason.
Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism
Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet
Okay this one is a gem:
“ Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door “
No alpha/beta/omega werewolves because science figured out LONG ago that that concept is, for wolves, incorrect.
@margoteve @followmetoyourdoom
So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:
Multigenerational households!
Kids get really excited when someone comes home with groceries
“I can HELP put away the food!” “Oh, and have you whisk away the ice cream like last week? I’m fine, dear.”
Love to travel and follow food trends
Mostly very social and must have roommates/family/significant other/kids/friends around
However, not uncommon to travel alone for periods of time, especially after leaving home
Big friendly communal meals with lots of ritual around who gets served in what order
“Let grandma take her pick of the turkey first. It’s respectful, and she won’t take kindly to you cutting the line.”
Full pantries, stocking up on basics, the kind of people who always have extra oatmeal, or batteries, or a jump cable
Can hold conversations using body language and eye contact without saying a word
Cuddlers, especially with the social group
Yelling to get everyone to gather, and phone chains for anyone who lives further away
Lots of singing, the pack has a bunch of favorite songs that everyone knows by heart, and some may be song writers
“Can you smell this? Does this smell weird? Does this smell good?”
Lots of candles and incense with unusual scents
Passing houses and farms and land down through generations
Love home renovation
Communal child care and sometimes communal nursing
Kids are all really into wrestling and being outside
When someone is ready to leave the household, the younger they leave the further they tend to travel. Someone who leaves at 18 might go to another country, but someone who leaves at 26 might just move a town away.
Whether someone moves far or close to home, it’s not unusual to move back in at home a few times before settling down
“You know the futon is always open for you. Your cousins are in your old bedroom, but you’re always welcome!”
Kinda grumpy about neighbors pushing property boundaries
“Why do they have to let the damn mulberry tree hang over OUR driveway?”
Good endurance runners
Late walks at night, naps in the middle of the day
Really playful, especially with kids
Lots of rough housing and board game nights!
I’ve been looking for the one with the wolf-aspects added for a while and I found it again! Reblogging for A+ extra wolfy content!
@theosartisticthematics
I love love love everything about this
@dserpentes
https://tapas.io/episode/1559785
i wanna talk about this shot
if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
God fucking damn it
HI HI
HEAD INJURIES (QTDAISUKE) HERE
USERNAME CHANGE!!! I WILL NOW BE GOING BY MY SYSTEM'S NAME
are we gonna pretend that this entire husband faking thing was extremely sociopathic? Your mental illnesses don't excuse your behaviour.
my mental illness has nothing to do with it? my friend and i started a stupid joke that went too far. it's not that deep.
Honestly bro, the entire thing wasn't sociopathic. We thought it would be funny. It's not that deep.
also hi I'm the person behind @grant-the-shark-guy I have dissociative I didn't disorder and we were letting my Curly alter be Grant but then I actually developed Grant as an alter so yeah :)
ON A SIDE NOTE I WILL BE KEEPING THE "HUBBY BLOG" UP BUT I WILL BE CHANGING IT FROM A HUBBY BLOG TO JUST GRANT DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE HAS BECOME AN ACTUAL ALTER AND HE DOES ENJOY INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE
I once again crave the feeling of blood on my hands. I want to see someone's head smashed on the pavement just to smile because it was from my doing. I want to watch blood pour from the bodies of the innocent as I rip out their organs and eat them.
that or I want to curl up with hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie
in heaven
Hi everyone, quick update on these assholes in the Mouthwashing tags.
These are new accounts, so those of you who are already aware of what is happening, I recommend blocking these as well.
To those who are unaware:
⚠️TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️
These individuals have been DMing users and spamming the Mouthwashing tags with:
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Videos depicting:
* LIVE animal mutilation/torture/death.
* REAL videos of individuals being executed.
* REAL videos depicting extreme sexual fetishes.
Such as: sexual organ removal, scat fetish, vomit fetish, etc.
* As well as harassing users in the comments of their posts with slurs or promoting the legalization of rape.
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These individuals are DMing users or sending Asks, so that you are forced to see these videos upon opening the chat.
Please be advised and recommend that your followers BLOCK and REPORT these individuals in advance so that less people have to see these horrific videos.
Also feel free to add more tags so that this will reach a wider audience and we can hopefully prevent anyone else from having to see this.
Also when people baby daisuke I think of this image
is that fucking quackity on my tumblr blog
WRONG that's goergenotfound , sending you into the soup
they all look the same to me
quackity is better than George though
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????
It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂
curly talks