I’m going feral thinking about someone absolutely dousing their clothes in perfume, and their allergic partner has to politely ask them to remove one article at a time until they’re fully naked. While having a sneezing fit, of course.
“Your dress is-Itchiew! is makihh! Isch! Heh… itsch! Making me sdneeze.”
“Poor baby, I’d better take it off, then.”
“Yeh?..Yes, please.”
“Is that better?”
“I still… still have to… heh ITCH’chiew!”
“Hmm, I’d better take off my slip, too, I think.”
“Ih! Ish! Heh…tISH! If you’d be so kind.”
“How about now?”
“Sombething’s still… still… hurrISHew. Excuse mbe. Still setting mbe off. Perhuh! Perhaps you should tak- ITsch! IHshew! ahem. Take your bra off, too?”
“There, was that it?”
“Ndo, it- tsh! it still ih? Itch- ih! itches!”
“Is it my panties?”
“Muh-ish! Heh-itch! Tish! ITSCHieu! sndff. Must be.”
