trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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@headfirstslideintopetekeyhell
So smart to use a projector like that
I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.
me, a fool: but how will you know where to put the lines? You’ve covered them in icing.
*two seconds later*..ah.
None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues
delete this
from the google reviews for it:
Country girls don't just make do, they thrive
pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment
This is my new aesthetic, hoards of people chanting clap them cheeks in a flat desert that's pitch black as the Area 51 guards just stand there
fun chill way for jake to come out in a cold open:
jake walks into the precinct from the lift, towards his desk where amy is with a brochure
amy brings up this amazing bi cop organization and jakes like “oh cool! did you tell rosa about it?” and shes like “yes but she turned me down :( so i decided to see if you’re interested”
jake is like “well that organization sounds hecka dope, but why would you think i’d be interested?” and amy makes this confused face and goes “because you’re… bi”
he gets flustered
naturally
and is like “whaaaaaaaaaat?! i’m not bi, i’m just an amazingly cool ally who like, completely respects my boundaries as a-”
cut to montage of jake and many suggestive interactions he’s had w men throughout his life, one of which he makes out with a dude while drunk
cut back to jake, looking like he’s stumbled upon a revelation
“holy sh*t”
*b99 theme song plays*
Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
Not that anyone asked for this but
I’m sorry I didn’t
this Area 51 meme is the closest we’ve gotten to world peace since pokemon go
hey friend lim feeling pretty down today and I was wondering if you have any cool Pete facts to help cheer me up?
hey! sorry!
-pete was infamous for eating nothing but crap like juice boxes, uncrustables, and take 5 bars. -pete liked to make a lot of hidden ljs and then delete them. which is sad because i wasnt in the fandom and they arent saved anywhere-pete once lied to a doctor to get an x ray of his heart to give to a girl. the doctor realized he was bullshitting and he told the truth and the doctor thought it was cute and did it anyway-pete never ever lets me rest like ill see random paparazzi photos of him and hell have wine and flowers in his shopping cart. he is a romantic sweetheart and i crave death-pete rbed peterick fanart once-pete was literally obsessed with cheetarah from thundercats. the amount of times hes mentioned cheetarah is actually mildly disturbing-one of these times was while speaking to an actual furry-he also talked about knifeplay-it was weird-anyway-he had been writing gray 5ever he had lines on the fucking arma blog-gray ruined my life-pete loves his mom a lot-pete went to bootcamp when he was like 14 and got beaten up every day. i think his parents felt terrible and thats why he was a hardcore heathen -pete begged ashlee not to leave-pete loves how bronx is happy and excited abt everything and wishes he was that happy-pete is sort of insecure abt his hair :( baby-he did softcore porn as a “favor” 👀-there was bandom discourse in 2003 when he called bush the devil. hes always Known-pete hung fanart/letters all over the house and left his awards and platnium records in a pile by the door. this says a lot about his priorities-the awards were moved to a broom closet later-he is so fucking small that when teenage girls started showing up to shows he started trading clothes with them-he refused to kick teen girls out of hardcore shows fob was playing at-a couple of teenage girls got kicked in the head by a twnetysomething macho crowdsurfer and everyone including petes friends were like dude its a hardcore rite of passage and pete and andy were like well thats STUPID theyre crying and their noses are broken and called an ambulance and sat with them until the ambulance showed up-he left the hardcore scene because of the focus on hypermasculinity
I want links to like all of this stuff lol
No joke I'm crying I love Pete so so much
You: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge (2004)
Me, an intellectual: I'm Fine, Really - The Brobecks, Goodnight, and Have a Pleasant Tomorrow (2012)
OKAY GUYS GUYS LISTEN UP
A while ago somebody messaged @betteroffaspetekey saying America's Suitehearts was written pre-Mikey BUT I refuse to believe that female Mikey is a coincidence,, what if, Pete wrote this about somebody, and later when touching up songs he decided he was over this original person and more recently he thought it was more about Mikey, and he simply changed what the song meant to him, no need to tell anyone, he can just keep it to himself.
One of Those Nights
*Pete walks down a completely empty stretch of road, a large garbage can in tow*
Mikey, hiding inside the garbage can: Look, Pete, I know you're trying to be secretive, but-
Pete: SHH! Stay in there!
Mikey: Just let me walk next to you!
Pete: we could get caught!
Mikey: there's nobody out here!
Pete, looking around and seeing nobody: there's... so many people!
→ pete wentz reacts to fall out boy’s 2007 vma performance
andrew and i went to the mall today and there was a store called boxlunch that neither of us had ever heard of but when we went in i was like “this seems like a less goth teen hot topic” so i looked it up and it’s literally owned by hot topic but marketed toward people who no longer feel comfortable navigating around hot topic teens but still wanna pay too much for nerd shit
updated IDK live album
I updated almost all songs to better versions (I also linked all songs new on the first post) downloads below
Opening Band Intro Choke Lights Go Down Social Climb Mr. Sinister Transition Modern Day Cain Door
full album download
again thanks to: @idkhbtfrn; dontboreus on instagram; Sydney Cummings, ideal iero, saverockandroll and Vaitallity Jpeg on youtube
In an interview Patrick stated that 'America's Suitehearts' was "really fucking old,it predates Infinity I think" I don't know what to make of this but here (the website was AbsolutePunk)
any way that you could send me a link? ):
That's actually so sad
Hey do you guys think you could check out my fic and give me feedback? I’m kind of eh about it right now but i really like it, it’s my baby, and i just want it to grow up strong lol: Tell Me You’d Like Boys Like Me Better (sorry it’s on wattpad i want it to be on ao3 eventually once it’s all finished)
Eyyy you used my title, also omg it's so good and everyone should read it
