That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.
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@headfullof-ideas
That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.
Minotaur is not a species
The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.
hang on i gotta google something
I am so sorry.
Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.
having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.
Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.
the point of pink camo is that it looks cute
no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.
I wonder if there are eridian teens out there making human-sona’s once grace gets well known on erid. What would they look like…
Giving their humansona cool scars in very random places, “That one on his armpit is because nobody watches him sleep and so the monster came and got him”
Dear fic writers: make memes of your fic
I've seen some frustration that Loid isnt more comforting/loving to Anya which like. In documenting every time he 'comforts' her in the first 18 chapters alone I had a Long document of evidence snipped. He performs a lot of loving actions within his own limitations as a person.
But I think his concern after he takes her to work and lets her play in the sandbox are not unfounded. 'This is a child I adopted and immediately put in a high pressure situation. I am a stranger to her and discounting everything else she's had at least 4 prior families who abandoned her on top of losing her actual parents. She is under immense psychological stress.' (which... She is. Even if she can't tell that yet. I'm sorry but seeing a vision of your adopted father dying is ROUGH)
And those are just the facts. Twilight makes up sad backstories for Bond at the drop of a hat. He's definitely sat up at night and considered everything she might have been through. (Inaccurately)
It's been six months. His own reservations aside. He and Anya are the only ones who know they were strangers before. That she's adopted. That saying "I love You" too early can be extremely stressful for a child who (rightly) has good reason to think you might abandon them like their previous families. (Even discounting her mind reading)
He has to make her call him Papa. A thing he'd probably have wanted to spit if a family had tried adopting him and Insisted on from the beginning. (Might have done anyway if it meant a warm bed and semi regular meals) She's happy to but that's a huge ask of an adopted child.
So of course he's being tender footed where he can. He's getting her gifts. Fulfilling requests. Making favorite meals. Trying to balance his mission and keeping her happy.
"Was it too early to hold hands?" Is one of their first interactions. When she pulls away from him and hides. He can't know it's because he thought about the dangers of being attacked when one handed. (Which he then DOES have to do In chapter one. It's not like that was unfounded. Or that he expressed those concerns to Her. He doesn't know she's a mind reader!)
When he's worried about having hurt her by not showing up for the bus jacking incident she tells him: buy me a treat and we're okay. He grabs that and does so.
We know Anya loves him so much. Is uncertain about how He feels about her. But even if he hugged her every day and said I love you! She'd still feel that way. Because Anya knows. Knows that Papa Does have a complicated relationship with her unlike Mama. Those words would be cheapened for her. So she doesn't ask him for them, because then she'd hear him lie.
Loid doesn't offer them because He knows. He knows she's adopted and he has prevented her from discussing that. He Knows what he's asked of her and that it's wrong. But he has to. There is no choice.
So he lets her lead as much as he can.
you've seen ONE kind of squigeon...
the European Wood Gryphon, aka European Squigeon or Red Squigeon.
This person sees the vision!
@todaysbird
"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work
boy and his birb go brr
AO3 Writer Affirmations:
I do not have to reinvent the wheel every time I write fanfiction
I do not have to make every chapter's word count above 1,000 in order for it to be good
It is okay if some things don't make sense
I can write whatever I want
I am writing this shit for free
If people don't like my stuff, they can block me. If they're being mean about it, I can block them.
The most important part of writing fanfiction is having fun
Writing fanfiction is supposed to be fun
I do not have to appeal to people
This shit is fun
I am doing this all for free, and anyone who objects can go eat wet sand and worms from the sidewalk
I can write the same thing multiple times
I can write the same thing as someone else
My chapters don't all have to be the same length
It's never to late to go back
I don't have to finish it if I don't want to
I can choose just to write the scenes I want to write
not even a millisecond later
This cat, the moment that bitch has 8 legs:
Me: I finished the forty thousand word fic that I can’t even post yet!!:D
The next chapter to the httyd crossover: am I a joke to you?
Sibling Ideas!!
.✦ ݁˖ The older sibling keeps acting like they’re fine because they don’t want the younger one to worry, but the younger one has been old enough to notice for years.
.✦ ݁˖ Two siblings are fighting over something stupid, like laundry or stolen food, until one of them says something too accurate and the room changes.
.✦ ݁˖ The younger sibling has become stronger than the older one, and neither of them knows how to handle the shift.
.✦ ݁˖ One sibling remembers their childhood as “we survived together,” while the other remembers it as “you left me to handle it alone.”
.✦ ݁˖ The older sibling still tries to protect the younger one, even though the younger one is now scarier than most of the people they need protection from.
.✦ ݁˖ They have a secret signal from childhood that means “get me out of here,” and years later one of them uses it across a crowded room.
.✦ ݁˖ One sibling gets praised for being responsible, and the other finally snaps because they know responsibility was forced onto them, not chosen.
.✦ ݁˖ They pretend to hate each other in public, but one insult from an outsider has them instantly united like feral cats with a shared enemy.
some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly
@graves-yard you know why