Head in The Oven

suck my entire asshole.

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[catchymemes]

[my-darling-boy]

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

[my-darling-boy]

Like this

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

if you hit a deer with your car that deer should just fall apart gently at the seams and not leave a scratch. instead You die in an explosion. somethings not adding up.

[necropolitan-fairy]

They look hollow bc what you see as a deer is just the mask of their true form perceivable to us

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

hi! never say that again please!

[snipertrifle]

They look hollow because it’s just the Wii music playing between their ears.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I just feel like that's probably not correct💜

[milfmoder]

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

[milfmoder]

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hold on I'm gonna try this

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

[collegeboysam]

[thegaymertrainer]

Omg Suzy you’re so crazy

[geocaprican]

[kosmogrl]

[surfs-up-brian]

[worthless-mess]

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

[infectiouspiss]

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

[luccorvus]

@girlballs I've been laughing at this for days.

[unclefather]

[sexchangedotcom]

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

[fresh-and-fruit-y]

[nyemnyems]

[spacetrashpile]

Do you know someone who shares your exact birthday? (Day, month, and year)

Yes, a twin

Yes, another family member

Yes, a friend

Yes, someone else (tell me in the tags)

Yes, a celebrity

No

Other/it’s complicated (elaborate in the tags)

Voting ended onDec 10, 2023

i was curious about how many people know people with their EXACT SAME birthday the other day (i certainly don’t) so i decided to make a poll have fun

[honeycakelion]

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

[madscience]