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Iowa | 30+ | he/she | DID system | completely normal

[headtraumas]

XII. THE HANGED MAN

main is @274th

if you found this blog congratulations it's not exactly a secret

Will softblock non-mutuals!!!

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[clippy]

Matching icons for you and your friends

[clippy]

this is going around for some reason so i made myself some fanart

[274th]

Ever do a drug and feel like your headmate is in the room even when you can't literally see them?

[hiveswap]

He should have been having an anxiety attack behind the club

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags without naming any of your favorite character(s), who are their voice actor(s)?

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[xanaxfarts]

jonathan schipper: invisible sphere (2005-2009)

[headtraumas]

our art has improved a metric fuckton this year already ooouuuugggghhg probably because we're actually drawing regularly again

[caztiel]

[ultraluuminary]

[dragongirlbunny]

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

[dragongirlbunny]

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

[hitokouji]

[kanonbreakerz]

You've a cockroach in your kitchen!

A cockroach in my kitchen:

Credits: @korkassims, @northernsiberiawinds, @saruin, @kaguya-fox, @obscurus-sims, @kagumiya, @gigis4, @scyllasims, @strangegrapefruit

Thanks to all creators 🖤

[headtraumas]

As much as the weed gummy comic is haha funny, that moment was life changing for me. I could feel 🔋 physically there, in a form he'd absolutely choose if he could, and I wanted nothing more than to touch his chest and kiss him. He was disheveled and kind of greasy, but he seemed so solid, even if I couldn't literally see him.

Weed so good that it made me allosexual for a bit.

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[headtraumas]

cuts my hair in headspace Again