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Spread rumors about me? Well guess what, I'm dating your son, and you don't have a job.
I had a coworker about 6 years ago who was quite the bitter pill to swallow. She was about 45, and the special variety of holier-than-thou, my-shit-doesn’t-stink christian we all know and hate, Ill call her Chastity, the one thing she lacked(I’m promiscuous, but she may as well have had a revolving door for all the men she saw).
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I miss this show.
the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.
BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.
the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks
Might be my favorite joke of the series
HOT DAMN
the smell of Home Depot is cathartic
fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department
Stop romanticizing home depot
pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you
I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.
Someone make more I love this new meme.
I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?
hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.
and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.
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First one is actually different because betta fish (the fish in the bowl) can do well in a bowl tank because they don’t require much oxygen in the tank, as long as you keep the water clean it will be fine!! :)
No, they dont. And that was the entire point when I made this post.
Bettas need filtration because they’re living animals and can’t live in their own ammonia and it builds up in those tiny bowls. There is no way to build up a proper cycle in a bowl and it takes about a day or two for ammonia to become unsafe for a betta. It’s also stressful as hell for them doing full daily water changes just so their gills don’t burn on ammonia.
They also need heated 78-82 degree water because they are tropical fish and there is no safe way to distribute heat in a small bowl, 5 gallons is the minimum to get safely distributed heat. Anything smaller and the heater will typically overheat the water to unsafe temps.
They’re living animals just like the rest of the pets the other person added on, and if you can’t treat them with proper love, respect, and purchase them a correct and safe habitat so they can live a stress free life in your care, then don’t get one.
i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.
So that’s what a unicorn sounds like
did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs
Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask
because they wanted to
let guys be intimate friends 2k17
Things my depression tell me
Your friends don't like you They all talk about you behind your back Your dreams are ridiculous You will never get anywhere Don't get up Don't leave your room No one wants to see you No one wants to hear from you Why do you mess everything up You're not accepted You don't belong anywhere Don't eat anything Eat everything Make yourself smaller to take up less space Don't breathe as much air, someone else might need it No one loves you They are all lying to you They are working against you Give up
Bad Day
There's a feeling you get, when you want to tell someone, anyone, you are having a bad day. Things aren't going right, you don't know why you feel the way you do, and then comes the thought... What gives me the right to complain? I'm sure other people are having far worse days. And you know your friends will tell you that. For every complaint you have, you know that someone else has another complaint, one far worse. They need you more than you need to complain. So you bottle it up, you tell no one, and it sits, and ferments in your soul, and that bad day, turns into a bad week. And still, you don't tell anyone. You might vent off some steam, just a bit, to those closest to you, but still, you don't say everything on your mind, you just give it out in little puffs of smoke, the fires inside trying to consume you. You hold it in. Your bad week becomes a bad month. You can't control your temper sometimes anymore. There's so much pain inside you feel like you are going to explode. But you know your problems aren't that bad, you know your friends have it worse, and you are still chugging along, still going, still venting teaspoons, when you're filled with gallons, but you can't explain it, because no one understands, but how could they, when you won't let them? But you can't let them. Because you know they also have problems and you won't burden them with yours. Days, weeks, months, seasons, years. It all compounds, it gets worth, you occasionally explode now, and you have no idea why. You cry it out, but you don't even remember what upset you in the first place. You can't find the source. So there is no point in telling anybody, because you don't even know. You're having happy days mixed in with the bad ones, as you tell yourself that it is just life you are experiencing. You don't need help, you never needed help. So you decide all is normal. Until you have another bad day.
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
i want everyone to know that i am crying real tears
Oh my god it's like the time my husband and I played just dance to that song, and my 6'2", pasty white, nerdy geek of a husband was just... just dropping it low and getting the choreography, he was going hard, I mean real damn hard. And I just stopped dancing. And I watched. It was a look of bliss and horror all at the same time.
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GOOD
Same
These iridescent snakes are gorgeous. The one on the right is a white-lipped python.
when i see girls hating on astrology i’m like ….is he around? is your man making you say this ? lmk when the coast is clear and i’ll send you your chart babe
Some people just get me! #savannahsmiles #girlscoutcookies #lemons
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